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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?|Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
A lot of peple cry when they cut onions.|The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.|Well actually, it's more of a warp.
On a scale of North Korea to America.|how free are you tonight?
If a church needs a better pastor,|It only needs to pray for the one it has.
When everything's coming your way,|you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
A computer once beat me at chess,|but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?|Nothing, they just waved
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?|He wanted to win the No-Bell prize.
As long as there are tests,|there will be prayers in schools.
Why did Satya not have any doors?|He was all Windows.
What can be done in 30 mins?|A project by Naveen Subbaram