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1 I clap during the Friends theme song.
2 Was hoping a looking for teams sub or thread existed but couldn't find one.
3 Cool, just let me know if you change your mind
4 I use it exclusively for porn, and it works surprisingly well
5 Turds.
6 What the hell is this?
7 Dont even care about this game anymore.
8 Below it on the same side is what TCL/BlackBerry are calling a "Convenience Key" which can be programed to do various things and I think it also operates as the Camera/Mute button.
9 I'd be moody if I were any more static charged than I already seem to be
10 [Asymmetric Warfare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymmetric_warfare)
11 If the people have something, they can use these tactics and others to wage a campaign.
12 It might be dropping, but it wont drop to what Striker orange fsl's are.
13 Cmon Balkan sister fish!
14 Now if we're talking about lavo, ovo or lavo-ovo vegetarians, yes, there are such diets, but the plain word vegetarian means no animal food at all.
15 Once all is said in done I'm pretty confident that there wouldn't be a union.
16 Books, TV and not having anything scheduled.
17 All the documentaries I've seen, like FRONTLINE, paint Trump in a very different light.
18 1,684,718
19 Agent Carter.
20 Americans all have those single use coffee machines in their homes and none of them have a kettle.
21 That's not Samuel l Jackson?
22 Updating the getmonero.org site would be awesome!
23 Wow...
24 Person giving the purple lights
25 more like Russian Roulette than the Lottery
26 You sound like a smug asshole that likes the smell of his own farts.
27 My favorite tea pot.
28 People who want a cap in their ass that's who.
29 San Francisco is in America in case you forgot LOL.
30 Work
31 Your submission has been automatically removed because you haven't registered with our steam bot to receive flair.
32 I agree, why would anyone outside a marketing department create a giant poster with such a bad pun.
33 crazy!
34 This causes the vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at the Michigan State University college of **osteopathic medicine**.
35 Good lesson.
36 Elegance *is* the point.
37 It seems quite freindly though I can imagine it would scare some younger kids.
38 Does anyone seriously believe that closing the source of the OS will reduce piracy?
39 Save the cross!
40 What about people with very common names (could happen a lot with Chinese people)?
41 True scientists, be them religious, agnostic or atheistic, do not let their biases show.
42 Not much of a comment, I know, but it's hard to comment on a story that I don't find interesting.
43 *
44 Who *says* that?
45 Yep the Moon looks just a bit to large for my tastes...
46 label is especially nice for radio/checkboxes as in many browsers you can click on the label and not have to hit right on the button itself.
47 Well, if they say, "We're selling this because Google kicked our ass" then nobody's going to buy it.
48 Damnit, I miss SimAnt!
49 stand side-by-side with mendacious tobacco executives, civil libertarians start saying kind things about child pornographers...
50 Any political or philosophical theory you support with good intentions is going to have some negative consequences; with Christianity, those negative consequences swamp the possible benefits.
51 Maybye before her accident she invited them to come over for a 'cold one'.
52 By the way:
53 > This article is being considered for deletion ...
54 > You can change these things for the Internet Explorer COM component too.
55 Great humor.
56 > Because all GM crops are sterilized to not be able to reproduce to make sure farmers need to buy new seeds each year,
57 Yeah, I do remember reading about it.
58 It's worth pointing out that in America you can no longer say that everyone has a right to a fair trial.
59 There is no evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
60 If the building were about to collapse, they wouldn't have a conference about it, they would leave the building.
61 So what you're saying is, you can't come up with an effective support for your point of view, so you wish to pad the impact of your fluff argument by noting that it is, in fact, fluff?
62 It's nice that Cragslist understands this, or appears to.
63 this whole thing reads like a troll
64 Call that a typo... :P
65 Not every enterntainment in TV is real either, still, atleast I can enjoy watching TV.
66 More accurate would be "Where there is no freedom, poverty persists".
67 Next thing you know, Google's going to solve slavery in the South.
68 shared boating
69 They should be shot dead with cheap bullets.
70 Denial that racism exists and how most people discuss it on a public forum could also be considered a mental illness.
71 That seems like a weird place to draw the line, of course logic has no place in religion.
72 Thank God for xkcdc, huh?
73 Let it never be said that I am an impatient man.
74 Sorry but where i am I'm unable to trade right now.
75 I think the boxes usually ask for oil but you can use the exact same amount in butter.
76 These will be part of the first batch produced by Sweden (250,000 suits)
77 Expect these in 2 months
78 ~Signed, Emperor Charles the Great, Emperor of Sweden.
79 MAJOR DS9 SPOILERS
80 He's also literally Space Jesus so I wouldn't worry about it.
81 It takes a considerable leap in logic to assume that you are right without making an effort to understand the data and facts.
82 !
83 His forehead makes me want to ask him if he needs help with a quest.
84 oh crap, that's right, need to update my links.
85 This is legitimately inspiring me to start working out.
86 They could get desperate trade offers in those 10 minutes
87 lol how you gonna act hard when you getting ur ass whooped
88 rip bucks
89 [Spoilers Arrow Season 1]
90 Can someone remind me what happened to the whole dad quest that Oliver was supposed to be on?
91 Needs more crabs legs.
92 Seems like the vanilla server is also down currently :/
93 If Redskins get Williams...where is he playing?
94 How the fuck do people run out of mana on Braum lol, I tried to spam Q every time it's up on him and can't even get oom'd.
95 All went to crack cocaine.
96 What we do build needs to be built with existing habitats/ecosystems in mind.
97 reddit ftw
98 The one where he stays in Orlando and wins them 4 rings.
99 Gleeson, Issac, Serkis, and the old crew are the actors I have the most faith in.
100 Also, they're fake.
101 Bless your heart.
102 oh god
103 Will Goebie Reputation eventually be Trimmed Completionist requirement?
104 no, YOU make it, thats the point
105 http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2011/10/soda-we-try-all-100-flavors-from-the-coke-freestyle-machine.html
106 but theres no grapefruit i was wrong
107 Aw thank you💚
108 By "ghetto," you mean "Black," right?
109 "The one with Joy" flashed through my mind when I started to type out episode titles, but it got lost in the shuffle.
110 ?WeaponName?
111 you're right to be proud.
112 Thanks!
113 Because the Canucks gave the Flames the best offer.
114 The IWC would implode.
115 **You wake up one day to the realization that you are no longer human.
116 Long days and pleasant nights Ink Bearer.
117 **Japanese already breaks many tendencies we think of as rules.
118 You didn't give any evidence and then proceeded to change your argument to something which I actually agree with.
119 Did you miss the part where I said I was Italian?
120 My favorite not-so-secret best-kept secret in Boston.
121 One reason i see this a lot is because i have my ACT set to not end the encounter until nothing happens for 30 seconds, this means that fights with long jumps (shiva's diamond dust, for example) arnt broken into two seperate logs, thus giving me the true encounter dps (I dont care what people say, if the target isnt dead but invulnerable for 15 seconds, that means your dps goes down, not that the invulnerable stage is null and void because the target isnt dead).
122 buttercream+cheese?
123 Easy points feel good and all, but is this really a race you want to win?
124 Everyone agrees this is awesome.
125 the publicity stunt did it's job, the movie was hyped.
126 A horse would notice stepping on someone and it would probably move.
127 You really want help go to an al-anon meeting, support for codependent fools who put up with our shit.
128 8th day tattoo.
129 We don't really tend to hate on mac.
130 I basically took the portobello mushrooms as steak replacement idea from that simpsons episode where lisa encouraged everyone to eat a vegetarian dinner for once.
131 It's a rudder and its used for steering.
132 Give me a few more cocktails and I'll make quite the ass of myself.
133 I can't find any tickets for under sixty on stubhub.
134 WHAT THE FUCK BARRY
135 I'll get to your level eventually.
136 Other animal species clearly have "alpha" males.
137 Dude, I fucking hope Conor knocks him out.
138 Bitcoin is a new form of currency, specifically "cryptocurrency."
139 Well, not everyone is insecure about it.
140 England better win tomorrow so we can drop them like it's 1776 in the final!
141 炎上商法かな?
142 [What's Up](https://youtu.be/6NXnxTNIWkc) by 4 Non Blondes
143 I had always thought they were great idea, but it wasn't until i went on vacation to Turkey where they were everywhere, and they work wonderfully.
144 You can taste the salt in this Earth, you can't let strangers determine your worth.
145 Those are pretty gaudy.
146 I run one charged hammer in my shaman ctrl deck.
147 The parka copes fine with the rain, although I haven't been caught in any thunderstorms yet!
148 Hopefully they'll return to the spirit of the original and make a comedy this time.
149 I'm not going to stop you
150 But when you do, he will definitely score for you.
151 raiders of the lost arc was much, much worse
152 Holy fuck you're old
153 Don't forget your cane on your way out the door, gramps
154 I just wished there was other UHQ pics from that photoshoot.. Closeups would be nice too!
155 Pretty sure he's talking about the one on 75th.
156 Nobody knows, we'll all just have to wait and see.
157 I'm curious.
158 I'm on mobile.
159 I understood that reference.
160 So yea, I need to find some good beard styling agents.
161 With new worlds icons and skins coming out this is a great way to get them for free.
162 Extremely so.
163 But I'm at work in a restaurant.
164 Happy Thanksgiving to your and your family!
165 Sorry for the late reply :/
166 /r/videos requires users have, at a minimum, 10 link **and** 10 comment karma.
167 Intriguing, great ideas.
168 **I THOUGHT I WAS THE FAVORITE ASIAN**
169 But I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you only commented in the first place to stroke your e-peen.
170 ASSWAGONS HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
171 Movies and TV shows have shown that weapon movement is independent from head movement.
172 Ok, I added you.
173 So, the question is, how did the topic of faith come up?
174 Easy fix, use crude oil or lowgrade fuel as an accelerant
175 This should be a constitutional amendment... until then, though, your sexy photos will have to do!
176 Just as long as you have a good time and enjoy your week here, you can't let anyone down!
177 I work for a rich guy I am his personal handyman the guy I work for gave me 10k for my 6 months bonus to buy a truck, he also uses a 100k BMW as his work car and uses it to haul bricks, must be nice to be rich
178 True i mean i dont consider myself a noob anymore but then i didnt realize till a week ago infils have that radar gun so yeah
179 Lol :P
180 He's not wrong to be fair...
181 damn...well we know he didn't settle up now did he?
182 I have expensive modern lenses but nothing as fun as my OM stuff, anything like that?
183 "I've come here to chew some bubble gum and kick some ass......aaand I'm all out of bubble gum"
184 Best movie quote.
185 #8 Isn't the Chameleon Circuit operational and The Doctor just prefers the police box?
186 I've also got a Roku 4 in my shopping cart right now.
187 Really good play design, two guys get scared of our dreaded swing pass and we get an easy pass over the middle
188 Just tell the courts the situation or spend however long in prison is better than death I suppose.
189 Community love goin on!
190 #BEST FUCKING POST EVER
191 Arc Teryx might be open?
192 [Imgur mirror](http://i.imgur.com/Bo7dNEV.jpg)
193 I guess thats what you get for teaching Guardians moves of the Old for payments not drawn from the blood of the enemis but from our dark pockets
194 ;)
195 Visit Wally world and look at all the really depressing people.
196 Herbal Phentermine is an exclusive formulation of research-supported botanical ingredients, designed to support a healthy diet.
197 Yeah, but, he might like that...
198 Either way, I don't feel for smokers who will have to pay more taxes on their smokes.
199 "Fox news censors opinions they disagree with.
200 >I have judged your prior comments as
201 something I agree with, so vicious downmodding has been averted.
202 And these are, perhaps, offset by the hideous men that can't get laid either and who are even more unlikely to tell you about it?
203 They will think it twice before being the one who make lose a couple of thousand dollars to a bunch of low IQ violent armed colleagues.
204 And selling their bodies.
205 Well, in some ways it seems so.
206 Most pathetic quote of all time:
207 "Standard Disclaimer: We know, second homes are evil."
208 These professional football players take a massive amount of physical abuse.
209 Well, it's well known (though neither of them has ever admitted it) that Blair persuaded Brown to stand down as a candidate for leader of the Labour party in return for being Chancellor if Blair won.
210 I’m sure you could work a persona that didn’t have a pretty scowl… >:-D
211 Last I read, only about 1% of Black Widow bite victims actually die.
212 Also known as spam.
213 agreed
214 Incidently, I am also an agavagaist, meaning I do not believe in the existence of gavagai.
215 It's just a shallow curved front to the whole building, and that whole front side is mostly covered with windows.
216 I don't know... as a mom -- it just looks like a mess waiting to happen!!
217 I'll be hopping on Max on my way to school this evening.
218 .NET allows you to segregate code into AppDomains.
219 If someone flips you off, do you suppose they're pointing at the sky and not you?
220 Unless you had supreme confidence that this commitee could somehow select the "optimal" textbooks (which, they are probably the least qualified group to do, even if such a thing were possible), it just makes a lot more sense to allow the natural evolution of textbook choices via the local decisions of individual schools.
221 [Hamas](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbb6FO3gk8Q)
222 [Israel](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjEd4hJNVCE)
223 [America](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwNUMM4iRb0)
224 I think the comparison was meant to illustrate a point that when thinking of the greatest inventor and engineer in this world, DaVinci immediately comes to mind with his vast expertise, work and talent in his respective field - when clearly there are other people in history who can claim to at least stand besides him in terms of the achievements in the same field, more or less - since they normally don't get the recognition they deserve or perhaps are overshadowed by more well-known people such as DaVinci.
225 Title should have been: "I don't understand Linux.Let's make fun of it."
226 Cheap individual health insurance fills that need nicely; it's hardly worthless.
227 I second the 'burn it all to the ground' motion.
228 Man that thing is sooooo lame.
229 I wouldn't say that these similar origins mean that "we get [evil practices] from [them]."
230 It's nice to see that Ford isn't overdoing it with the special edition Mustangs.
231 Congrats Raj, you got me to upvote a pic post.
232 Highest-rated post I've ever seen on reddit (and sort by top agrees) - well done!
233 i'm with you brother.
234 hi
235 ;)
236 Personally I think the USA should get the Hell out of the whole damn middle-east and let them all destroy each other.
237 It allows you to program animations and interactions between objects with graphical flow charts.
238 And I donate more than 1% of my income, but not to musicians.
239 Would you have recognized a Medal of Honor?
240 Dirty bombs are not dangerous because of cancer, really.
241 What about [Texas v. White](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._White)?
242 Why people are rewarded for mimicry?
243 distribute all the wealth of generation n evenly among generation n+1?
244 It's funny.
245 Allowing students to carry weapons is playing with even more fire.
246 you people are modding down kmfdm lyrics?
247 The charge of the electron, say, would be defined in terms of a quantity measured at a specific kinematic renormalization point or subtraction point (which will generally have a characteristic energy, called the renormalization scale or simply the energy scale).
248 Before I ever, ever had any interest in computers and was typing some paper in some ancient version of word or something like it, comic sans made me want to vomit.
249 Well, according to the article, they *are* still using horse-drawn carriages... ;)
250 Dude you need to lay off the porn...
251 Both highly cynical and frighteningly accurate.
252 The killer feature that both Vista and OSX miss is: *availability of the full source code*.
253 I use the RSS feed, you insensitive clod!
254 Radio4 comment Feb07
255 > I think I read that the higher your education, the more money you make, the less sex you have.
256 PyPy failed?
257 That's generally not the case, not for systems where security matters.
258 He deserves to be my slave.
259 (patriot act)
260 He put $3,000 in each fund, but the allocation values are 60%, 30%, and 10%.
261 Ah, my bad, that is rather excessive.
262 hima
263 Anti-semite.
264 During World War II, Gandhi penned an open letter to the British people, urging them to surrender to the Nazis.
265 You mean understanding Jew talk?
266 That dems would not crucify him for this was also not clear.
267 Has the man not READ Orwell?
268 Check out "The Shock Doctrine".
269 However, I would be happy if the race for President was between those two.
270 He votes against most any legislation that would expand the government out of principle, not because he is opposed to protecting the environment, gay rights, etc., etc.
271 Right now I just need a name for the site and some level of interest from the community.
272 Hell yes, pure mdma is without question massively significant, in a shit load of good ways
273 You are Italian and you haven't got the joke that the latest Bin Laden "message" has been manufactured by Mediaset in Milan, also in the article ?
274 2:45 EST, 9 dead including the shooter, a 19 year old.
275 Wrong.
276 So true.
277 Jack in the Box has surprisingly good presentation, but I've never given myself enough time to take a picture.
278 Don't try the cardboard Marzipan, it's quite bland.
279 That's true, but it's much harder to automatically detect.
280 It is if you've been drinking.
281 Which is why we will be sending *our* military forces their way.
282 this particular comedy team in australia is an active force of political satire and protest.
283 Re-reading works of fiction I can fully understand.
284 I recently read Friedman's "[Capitalism and Freedom](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0226264211/dedasys-20)", and while I don't agree with some of what he writes, he comes across as a well-meaning, reasonable person who quite possibly arrives at some of his conclusions because he values complete freedom (and therefore greater responsibility) more than the average person, perhaps to the point of being naive in certain reasoning.
285 Although, ours can change color from green to brown.
286 I should have remembered that the attention span of many redditors is a bit shorter than two sentences.
287 The conclusions of this report are SEVERELY AT ODDS with the media images I have been exposed to!
288 It feels good and saves time from stretching at the end of the workout!
289 Unfortunately, there's no quick fix.
290 I've heard from a number of Russians that this is one of the few areas that is comparatively bribe-free.
291 Sort of like Blogger's old "Audio Blogger" site--But easier to use and with a toll-free number.
292 I know you're being sarcastic, but don't.
293 apparently
294 Typing is for secretaries!
295 It kinda becomes a 4/4 4/3 or 7/4 kind of thing if you sing it in one go.. Hmm
296 wow that's terrible.
297 Brady drives down the field and wins the game by a field goal.
298 He always gets excited when either team does something great.
299 I have...hardly any goals.
300 Dem theoretical dollars
301 Upvote the man for proof
302 Yes, and even Pendleton Ward (Creator) stated that 'Finn was a boy with strong morals', and he always does the right thing in the end, even if it means potentially sacrificing himself (Episode: From bad to worse).
303 Carl didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose him.
304 > I don't debate with morons.
305 I recommend Avery Hog Heaven Barleywine.
306 it seems like you didnt do your research beforehand
307 Looking forward to your response brother!
308 The title reminded me of [this from metalocalypse](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaD9tb1P50)
309 Allwin, Emerson, and tmc all make clones.
310 About that defense
311 I listened to the entirety of the album from beginning to end for the first time today (yes, I know how late to the party I am, you don't need to inform me), and the thing I noticed is that these two songs are the ones with the most audible lyrics.
312 shouldve known you'd put this quote down /u/Todd_the_wraith
313 It's a legit build
314 http://dotabuff.com/matches/138586721
315 Was the robot voiced by the same guy that does Geoff Peterson?
316 EDIT: Spelling
317 Cesar and Coutinho.
318 Maybe they're the "one in a million"?
319 Whereabouts in the Retirement state?
320 Or at least gauge his interest in staying first.
321 For sure.
322 Yet
323 God people always assume I'm a butt rapist
324 It was very enjoyable and I had a great time.
325 Lol, calm down it's not that serious.
326 Missed your opportunity to say bombings
327 **](http://www.reddit.com/r/qkme_transcriber/comments/o426k/faq_for_the_qkme_transcriber_bot/) ┊ [More Info](http://www.reddit.com/r/qkme_transcriber/) ┊ AMA: [Bot](http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/vxeak/hello_i_am_a_bot_who_posts_transcriptions_of/), [Human](http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetAMA/comments/12gog9/i_am_the_creator_of_qkme_transcriber_a_definitely/)
328 Myself, as an engineering student, I would go with [purple.
329 [Here](http://hookahjohn.com/Turkish-Hookahs-and-Accessories_c63.htm) you go
330 Some will, but many won't.
331 That can't be a real thing this person said, right?
332 Guy with a gun?
333 "Wake up people!"
334 More like:
335 "Bashed for professing a religion based on fear & lies"
336 "Praised for showing bravery in civil rights"
337 Yours is the more ridiculous claim, why should attpi0 have to prove their statement?
338 Yah!
339 Where others may value saving face or desperately avoid the shattered glass of heartache, Hermia remains unbloodied... unbowed.
340 Instructions unclear... 300-unit apartment building now a pile of cinders.
341 Lol
342 You can find them inside the public baths though, and maybe hotels.
343 I've been in Amsterdam for ~5 years now and the amount of times I see people puke from too much weed is staggering.
344 [Well damn.
345 This is one of the reasons why creationists are so wrong about evolution.
346 Your right, it's like posting a caught tiger and saying, "I found Garfield!"
347 NO
348 Never lost the baby fat huh?
349 inb4 chinese b/p tc 24/7
350 Well it didn't work so apparently not high enough.
351 That is equally ignorant of you.
352 For example on this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkLJoFp2UAE&feature=c4-overview&list=UUE0uNSkGhhsNMwAZcIQY7rw - Our own decent87 (aka ukwildcat87) is credited for the English translation.
353 Lol, "If crumbz had hit his second Q" ...He did....
354 Never mind, back to displeasure
355 This cabinet came from Goss Antiques in Louisville, KY.
356 The objections to it were based on the ability for a homeowner to determine if someone would an illegal alien or not if they are not a formal employee.
357 Can you not read?
358 The credits at the end of this movie are going to take foooooorr-eeevvvvvvv-eeerrrrrrr (sandlot voice)
359 I should've added in the self post to put your occupation in.
360 [](//#bneodestiny)
361 [](/sp)
362 All I do is just bang mindlessly on my keyboard until I churn out something that makes me go:
363 [](/twigusta-90-r)[](/carefully-270)
364 "Yes."
365 Either way, thank you for your kind comment dude!
366 That's pretty cool.
367 Well, to be fair, it was crap until this latest redesign, whenever that was.
368 He is the one in the hole!
369 Have a lot of water handy in case of dry mouth
370 i was looking more for water fuse or black label).
371 Possibly both.
372 > Do you really think we live in a Police State?
373 Such a good track, dimension intrusion is a classic album.
374 Some girls even enjoy reciprocating.
375 He's lying, it's a harmless scarab beetle.
376 shoot back.
377 I'm not impress with Henry since the beginning of the game.
378 Or you could leave it exactly as it is and have a masterpiece.
379 Fuel-injected lawn mowers aren't that common.
380 Like a bookmark?
381 Special meaning what?
382 I didn't realize that trying to think logically made me a pedophile, but okay.
383 People always find it really odd, but I assure you it's perfectly normal.
384 Why all the hate for the Jets?
385 What did you think of Ethan Hawke in "The Getaway"?
386 may kill a lot of your potential traffic.
387 It's like dude the story caught us off guard that doesn't mean we're gonna set out on pursuits to blow our friends in the hot tub now.
388 Last time I called someone an anti-feminist they got mad and said they're a men's rights activist.
389 The pain medication did shit all for the pain
390 Bold eevee right
391 Probably a good idea to leave the kiddy tools at home
392 Yep, exact one I was thinking of.
393 I'm a gay guy in the closet...
394 Just tell her she'll be fine - you promise to shoot the cops first!
395 you need to mention its Forza, and you can't go to main menu from race to race.
396 For anyone who wants to use this technique, find some epub's and mobi's from [here](http://libgen.info/).
397 I'll deal with either the same way.
398 http://i.imgur.com/FPAnX.gif
399 As though that's somehow congruent with him being against gay marriage.
400 I want to learn to play the guitar that's sat in the corner of my room for the last year
401 Please include "X hours from post" in stuff like this ("2pm est").
402 Also if you're in engineering you can get a very nice discount.
403 that chracked me up lol
404 *muah* have a nice new year!
405 I saw this issue with the Vikings jersey I recently bought the white strip the players use is not [connected](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/5283593/20120824_mjm_ak1_196_extra_large.jpg) in the back of the jersey, while the retail one is [connected](http://gamedayr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/new-nike-nfl-jersey-matt-kalil-minnesota-vikings-2012-21.jpeg)
406 But you can do substantially better if you take your time, measured in Earth years, and do a bi-elliptic transfer: with about 5 km/s (always starting from LKO) you can graze the star.
407 This only works if you can get 8 bombs to kill yourself with.
408 It checks out
409 >which means you need to be initiated by an initiate who can trace back their initiates to the founder of Wicca.
410 Is this on saturday?
411 So I'm guessing you got these by replacing one of the camos currently in game with the assets for the new camos.
412 But...giant snuggles
413 The NHL should be trying to regulate *intentional* malicious behavior because there's already enough injuries in the sport from accidents like these.
414 Ma nigga
415 If the movement of indices meant nothing then we wouldn't use them.
416 The only efficient storage at this time is molten salt, but that is generated by a focused solar array not photo-voltaic cells(ie roof top).
417 It may have changed since, but there should be a Close button just above the Relationships heading.
418 I might agree that he is equal combat-wise with Gimli, but even then the dwarves were basically the Irish of Middle Earth, fighting other peoples' fights and never really having a home to return to.
419 Slightly off-topic, why do so many neckbeards claim to like everything but country and rap but not know anything about music that isn't at least tangentially related to Dream Theater?
420 Can you please add me?
421 Atleast we get it here in Maine.
422 How does this SSD stack up against the Mx500 or the Evo?
423 You do understand that there is a lot people who believe that the bible is the literal inerrant truth of reality.If you call something a metaphor in the bible where do you stop?
424 Normal day of reddit.
425 I did a [trip report](http://www.reddit.com/r/CampingandHiking/comments/2blqf9/allegheny_front_trailreport_and_album/) on it a week ago, so check that out.
426 Look for eeeeeet.
427 i got them at biiieeennny's in the west loop
428 Hmm, well, in comparison how much stronger is oxycodone than hydrocodone?
429 I will buy her out for 10 mil.
430 lol
431 You meant high on METH
432 lol
433 You just stepped in it!
434 I feel bad for Amber, but at the end of the day, this is whats best for her.
435 Why would Sakurai scrap 'em now?
436 Holy fuck, it looks scary.
437 Does it have to be a new map since the update?
438 true.
439 oh
440 Am I abnormal?
441 If you can avoid 1v1 encounters, always travel with another friendly titan.
442 Please troll more, it's adorable.
443 looks like someone has some spider mites
444 How I Met a Street Light.
445 You're welcome and left you a rating :)
446 what ... i ... can you really be ....
447 **FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED**
448 I love how this explanation is also 10 words or less
449 Oh lawd, I have the HUGEST schadenfreude boner right now
450 I've never heard of anyone getting any of those 3 things from quitting weed.
451 wtf did i just read
452 Basically the only part that was done was the gun and enough of the structure to hold said gun.
453 We tried, but all the conservative boomers have a massive hard on for him :(
454 I did a lab where we drew blood and did various test on it, one of them was running it in a gel to test for something (I forget what it was though).
455 Beat the meat.
456 www.neednosenow.com
457 1(800)need-nos(e)
458 When the time comes, you will remember where to go.
459 Fire Adams!
460 i believe he is natural too.
461 I'll try doing that, thanks!
462 We live out of town now, but I think I heard the Trews are playing this year?
463 screamPENISforpassword
464 You don't get arrested for drunk driving, you get arrested for drinks driving.
465 You forgot "Fixing yet another minor error."
466 or he falls on his face but it turns out it was a manaking and nade jumps out from behind aches, RKOing him off mainstage while screaming " you just got your ass beat 3v4 Mclovin"
467 spose
468 My question is, what would I feel.
469 Looking good, my lovely :-)
470 I hate them fucking salves!
471 Its people going from one to the other to argue.
472 Slow down!
473 Green blocking Durant was awesome to see.
474 He's surrounded by people who are telling him that: A.
475 He keeps a variety of supertech for specific situations (such as when he kick's supermans ass in that one scene) but he doesn't use it because of some reason normally.
476 Yea, they'll just bring it up down the road when they claim to have 'put it to rest'.
477 It's not real debate, and it a pretty unfriendly board.
478 where are all the Ent wives in my life ... :(
479 nice piece doe
480 Like this?
481 This same guy does a fan commentary that is synced to the film:
482 https://soundcloud.com/qntmdotorg/commentary
483 If they're going to come out like that in the third, they should just go back to Philly now.
484 How often do you come across a wreck?
485 Badgers?
486 Where was he last seen and how well armed is he?
487 :D
488 What is the girth of your average brain boner?
489 Front bumper
490 This is also old, what are you doing here?
491 Link is the Majora's Mask version, he has the four masks but does not have Fierce Deity.
492 [m] One of my characters killed a brune in a tourney, would be great if you could add that into your wiki :)
493 You will still stand there like an idiot if you attempt to kick a stone that is just out of range.
494 Nice.
495 Awesome, thanks in advance!
496 *s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 are to fuck her, fuck her harder, fuck her even harder, fuck her some more, fuck her till the cows come home, fuck the cows too, and then fuck the living shit out of her.
497 Guaranteed they did the sexuals that night.
498 Old growth logging still happens in the US, Canada and Australia.
499 http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Music_Theory is a good place to start
500 Start out with [Scales and Intervals](http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Music_Theory/Scales_and_Intervals), then [Chords](http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Music_Theory/Chords) and then [Chord Structures](http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Music_Theory/Chord_Structures).
501 I've never turned it off but I think the gear it suggests is more of a reference for the best gear to hit the apex.
502 Nice shots as always.
503 Didn't find any.
504 LF Lotad or Lombre with Own Temple
505 Offering:
506 Perfect 5 iv Impish arron
507 Perfect 5 iv Timid Noibat (Frisk)
508 Piplup
509 5 iv Scyther
510 years remaining on his contract and wasn't anywhere near as lethal as he is now.
511 If you don't mind, I'm going to use this when I upvote Bears fans.
512 No much, yersel?
513 Attacked by invisible Ron Hextall
514 http://i.imgur.com/70royTz.png
515 When life gives you lemons, make badass Halloween costumes.
516 The few episodes I've seen actually make me like Cena more, and the scenes with Bryan are usually interesting, he's so fuckin' chill
517 Don't let your son beat you up
518 So there is no situation when the blog and portfolio does not work with each other but are actually competing in Google search?
519 Well that makes fucking sense!!
520 Unfortunately, I cannot reproduce this in the dev environment.
521 Also 叢, which means " field of grass".
522 They're probably pretty fucked up mentally after doing this for 10 years.
523 As long as they have our air support, the Kurds are nothing without us backing them up, the peshmurga is a joke just like the Iraqi army.
524 shots fired
525 http://imgur.com/jr7F5X8
526 I like eat my oatmeal with steamed breve, 2CD and 1V, and two packets of the dried fruit mixed in.
527 More like Carlos San-~~STRIKEOUT~~POPOUT amirite ^I'msorryCarlosSantanaplsdon'teatme
528 >five of them hated Ikea.
529 HAL hasn't worked on a smash game since melee.
530 I am fully aware, that's why spending this much money on a striker instead of a center back is baffling.
531 Agreed
532 All I can remember is him giving some pretty great advice about something, no idea what but it was GREAT...
533 Spelled it u-e-i-s-t instead of the "o".
534 Yes, but as writing on a lot of screens, it's a pretty bad idea...
535 The automatic transmission is getting a bit wonky, so it probably only has a few more years before it needs a rebuild.
536 *SO HERE I AM, DOIN' EVERYTHING I CAN*
537 Northern Ireland intervention confirmed?
538 any parts store will be able to give you an exact fit to replace it.
539 You obviously have these hotbars set to share i.e.
540 When did you graduate ?
541 Wait, there's an ios7 jailbreak?
542 I hope you the best in life.
543 I respectfully disagree.
544 Some parts of the video NSFW:
545 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2607/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt1
546 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2608/TheGoodOldNaughtyDays2
547 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2609/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt3
548 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2610/TheGoodOldNaughtyDays4
549 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2611/TheGoodOldNaughtyDays5
550 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2612/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt6
551 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2613/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt7
552 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2614/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt8
553 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2615/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt9
554 http://www.eroticporninside.com/video/2616/GoodOldNaughtyDays-prt10
555 It would be nice if people could be forced to make the effort to drive and park their vehicles more skillfully and considerately.
556 Just in case, you should have sent it doc.
557 Put her photos on /r/jailbait to let her know you appreciate her for the intellect she is.
558 [Among other things](http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/d792k/psy_gets_map_hacked/c0y3hdf)
559 Happy?
560 or Gbcoid and Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
561 How do you feel about drunk driving then?
562 I was thinking total kids, but however you want to keep track.
563 You did it wrong.
564 PUNCH!
565 - Somebody knocked a camera out of my hand
566 I wouldn't worry too much
567 The strong resonant atmosphere.
568 Ahaha, no worries if it was a mistake.
569 We're just normal people.
570 Every.Single.Day.
571 But seriously, it's a much more difficult job than any of us have.
572 Not to the carts, but to the customers who were were supposed to help load items into their cars, bag for when carts were slow, and almost get hit by when they sped around the row of cars going 35mph.
573 The Orgasmatron
574 I'd rather only front brakes (but I'm riding around a city mainly)
575 how much is it?
576 Orangered you who?
577 I Agree.
578 A boss would get his shirt ironed, preferably from someone who knows ironing.
579 >> I do not remember you ever attempting to engage in rational discourse in the present or the past with anyone, but I do recognize that your recent attempts (and more importantly, also future attempts) to engage in an irrational line of argument with me will prompt an answer around the same lines of irrationality.
580 I always think that we would have never found that money if I had gone first, or if we hadn't dawdled by play-arguing.
581 He could also be a PETA activist.
582 Alsø alsø wik
583 not manipulative at all!
584 epic win
585 This is a ridiculously negative overreaction.
586 I'm just stopping in to check for 'VAG Rounded' jokes...
587 Of course if it's dirty-looking, I won't buy.
588 This should get linked to /r/WTF
589 Congrats, I finally fell for an April Fool's prank.
590 Lol, they stayed at the top of the lake (forget where) camping, waiting for me to come upm but never did.
591 america referring to the continent
592 Outstanding.
593 Northeast burbs of Columbus, Ohio
594 Bringing Indiana Jones back for a fourth movie.
595 I think you missed the joke.
596 Either way, if god did make us and this planet, then it was in his design for natural disaster and plagues to happen, he is the only one to blame.
597 Someone called Drapetomania or something told me.
598 Yes, because these posts represent all of reddit, right?
599 In the USA video is usually 30 frames per second.
600 The following work great for me:
601 sudo bauerbill -S vector-space
602 or
603 cabal install vector-space
604 or
605 runghc Setup.lhs configure
606 runghc Setup.lhs build
607 runghc Setup.lhs install
608 > Therefore it isn't correct to be saying "There are many Haskell libraries" because in the end, if you want to do something that's already been done - turns out it would literally be faster to just write the code yourself.
609 Nick GAS channel (Games And Sports).
610 problem i could fix
611 Food, or firstborn.
612 Do you consider computer-based games to be video games, or do you specifically mean the ones played on game consoles?
613 It's okay, I'm a grown woman and a bitter asshole
614 Get a dog.
615 at my desk while reading all these places......... keep them stories coming...
616 obviously
617 Worse song ever.
618 The article says nothing about what you typed.
619 Though Sexton isn't bright, maybe you can steal him.
620 I hate to break it to ya kid, but hot sauce is meant to have flavour, not pure heat.
621 I haven't experienced an ostracism due to my lack of faith.
622 Actually, you'd be surprised how much of the guiding principals of neo-conservativism (the national myth, the role of the elite, etc.)
623 Smoke this, then eat.
624 You never know how threesomes or moresomes will go till you actually get into your first.
625 I second that
626 Already abandoned Gizmodo, and this will be the final nail for the rest of the Gawker blogs... sad- I really liked some of the Lifehacker stuff still as they weren't a "tech blog" that posted completely irrelevant crap.
627 So this means you're available?
628 Unless you date someone in the same field as you, eventually you'll have to define something for someone you're dating, and even that's not a guarantee.
629 It's funny because it's true
630 Is it snowing?
631 They're small, thin, and they cry during sex.
632 and do so very creepily...
633 I don't know, [why can't I sell any of these fucking bibles?
634 Because socialism is ok if it is for rich people.
635 I'm not sure I follow...
636 >Proportionally more of the population would be productive
637 Except in the transition period when we'll have a lot of 65-85 year olds and not a lot of younger productive people.
638 Brilliant.
639 It is at least fake.
640 I wonder if there will ever be a reference to it again.
641 My wife was having a Cesarian section birth for our second son.
642 So it makes a lot of sense that the audience for news is older, on average, than the audience for comedy.
643 What the fuck is this horrifying thing
644 I used to be a very strong believer.
645 Bitch you best be trollin'.
646 One battle at a time, friend.
647 Upvoted for making me laugh my ass off because of your name!
648 That's a lot faster than I imagined.
649 You should be able to push back and win if he spent that much resources getting them early on.
650 More than likely, the patcher - which is based on bittorrent technology - is being blocked by your work.
651 This is Reddit.
652 I'm running it on a Sprint HTC Hero (root/rom to 2.1, of course) and it is smooth as butter.
653 I wasn't even aware of this surgery until now.
654 ^broke niggas hate
655 That's absolutely disgusting, if true.
656 That said, I prefer twicca and Touiteur by a huge margin.
657 <3 <3 <3
658 My love will never die!
659 I had to close it before she jumped out of the screen.
660 Your account is fucked up bro
661 If anything would look for an ABRIDGED version of it in audiobook format- But for the love of god, start with the two I recommended above.
662 I do that all the time.
663 No, because my friends would understand the truth.
664 "Thank You, Come Again."
665 i've had plenty of pleasant and very long conversations with doorstep missionaries, they seem to like me haha
666 Well, I'm not a big fan of condoms either, but what else are you going to do if you want to fuck a bunch of women you barely know, without pregnancy or stds?
667 I am excited for the future.
668 ?
669 I didn't know anything about ADD until I was diagnosed at 36.
670 Ok.
671 Yes.
672 How am i stealing from the hacker?
673 Israel gets no water from Turkey, you have no idea what you're talking about.
674 I'm just going to put in my 3 cents and suggest a potential day-plan.
675 fashion world's blog,bags,clothing,shoes
676 The sale of the device on the secondary market generates enough cash to spring for the new device.
677 I wish it was trending downward faster
678 .. so *that*'s what's behind the US *bomb-the-world* master plan!
679 Do you feel that the government should be able to tell you how to spend your money?
680 Why would anyone want to band together to celebrate a belief in nothing?"
681 You posted only one of the two plans.
682 They are also somewhat costly compared to other BC pills.
683 -All gems, all cake, ice cream
684 -Mayo, junk
685 -By the lake or beach
686 -Clint, Leah, Emily, Harvey
687 -I'd visit the beach 9am-12pm, I'd play on my computer 12pm-8pm, I'd go to the lake 8pm-10pm, I'd go home
688 -My birthday would be in Spring
689 -Mining, fishing, and using the computer
690 -Hair spiked up at the front with glasses
691 > But it's not looking good.
692 !
693 Yeah I'm wondering who will come out in support to save their jobs once he gets the nomination
694 What's funny is that the sets seemed pretty spot on.
695 I was thinking Vice President Williams
696 Can neither confirm nor deny.
697 Yep since they're premium ships
698 wow that is intense at the moment.
699 I'm not sure though.
700 Omg....
701 When speech and debate meets go wrong.
702 I have Saffron Chakrams if you're interested
703 Yeah, wondering about that as well.
704 Boring scripted incursions.Just a lz with the same spawn rate as the dz bosses and we are all happy campers.
705 :(
706 Worral, Mennie and Boland just look like cannon fodder in LOIs.
707 Also, you've made me see that mechanical difficulty is feasible;
708 If a group of people religiously practice a high-mechanical-skill combo that's effective, they can become just as infamous for it as if they learned a hidden ability.
709 TOP 3 BABY
710 Pretty sure this isn't allowed under rule 6: No witch-hunting.
711 Goggleblock created their account 2 months ago, and posts nothing but Hillary posts.
712 Have fun riding the pine next game
713 Pens need a Byfuglien type player.
714 Ill be honest, I fell for that lol
715 Buy a second one with it!
716 Thank you so much for having me!
717 Medicine ball throws?
718 I'd try one of those hybrid lists too.
719 r/pareidolia
720 I like your thinking.
721 It's cold, but the kid's better off now.
722 Jaina chuckles, "You're excused."
723 Thanks!
724 The player market almost exclusively uses chaos orbs as currency, and NPC charge trivial prices
725 diablo has no currency
726 I think he meant drugs and alcohol not just food.
727 When enabled, PS4 controllers will have access to the same sort of customization/configuration support as Steam Controllers, including native API support.
728 Hitting that DMT like
729 if he signs for a short-term deal it would be that bad its the fact that he is a streaky player and injury prone (not Travis level) which makes it worse.
730 Amazing System?
731 1,473,924
732 ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5TBeX405bc)
733 Thank you.
734 Yes they are.
735 Oh so that's the pose he was talking about.
736 Over here in reality many, many Statists want to take guns away from peaceful individuals and hand them over to a privileged class with a history of mass murder, extortion, theft & couterfeiting.
737 I do frequently.
738 Wtf is everyone so pissed off at?
739 Tesla is one of the most overrated car companies out there.
740 Also try and keep one pair of cammies that you never wear except for when you get inspected.
741 TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
742 18 each.
743 Still, my favorite idea that I've seen so far is breaking up the 5 sections of Nieve's Cave and shoving them on Zeah.
744 SLIMES UNITE
745 you right
746 It was clearly going over the wall if he didnt jump up and catch it.
747 It isn't circular reasoning at all.
748 Fair enough
749 5 man stack vs pugs.
750 That pays monies
751 😖
752 2632 Because I'd love another account to tinker with :D
753 YouTube name is same as reddit username.
754 It caught my attention too.
755 They used to have a deal on Fridays after five for nine holes and a steak dinner for $15.
756 A frothy tibute is in order!
757 I might have some type of mental issue, but I always pay attention to my grammar.
758 If a post does contain any kind of new theory its usually so far out there that its not even worth paying any mind to.
759 Everytime I look up, there's football on, no crowd shots..
760 but I changed to just using the names of characters in my first (and never completed novel).
761 Private school.
762 or right on top of your laundry basket filled with clean clothes
763 OK sounds good to me.
764 What would you say of the statement:
765 > X is caused if and only if there is a cause of X
766 I'd say that's pretty axiomatically what "X is caused" means, wouldn't you?
767 But there is a chance my wife will be asked to take Jason to see her.
768 You literally don't want to know
769 The Trumpian Era
770 Which is really reactionary, I want to be proactive and have a good semblance of what I should be doing.
771 With all due respect, it doesn't matter.
772 Alex Riley.
773 user name relevant
774 this, this is good
775 It doesn't matter at all
776 It's because the a vowel is next to an L, which is one of several constants that tends to emphasize vowel sounds.
777 On behalf of other 16 year old bits who aren't dicks, I'm sorry you had to deal with that, and hope you never have to again :(
778 Aren't we all really just fucking white males on the inside?
779 Now that's a zinger.
780 yeah or maybe pay a brown skinned person to do it surely 100k a year can afford u one super predator
781 Absolutely.
782 ew
783 vouch
784 !
785 ok.
786 I mean is like any job right if your boss thinks you are no longer a valuable asset to the company, they have every right to fire you, yeah it may be a bit harsh, but at the end of the day, what they do is a job.
787 Large quantities of bacon
788 No, i saw it there on sunday as well.
789 Gaiden OA is not better but good.
790 As a Jew I found your "Shower Thought" rather offensive!
791 I'm happy someone in the works has also seen this terribly great bad movie
792 He now has friends all over the world.
793 so he could do flashlight cheats by playing without FL on one screen but submitting on the other with (or whatever the fuck its called)
794 /s btw.
795 The speed you can carry when you have no elevation.
796 Id be able to skill and make some money?
797 EDIT: REVERSE JINX POST, 2OSW
798 Yes!
799 Nice for thinking outside the box.
800 I've already got both of those unfortunately, but I'm giving the Solosis away for free so I can add you and trade for any random pokemon if you want
801 You can always book one session with a yoga therapist or even yoga teacher and get a routine customized for you that you can do on your own.
802 Banjee boy.
803 I'm sure you didn't do it on purpose though.
804 Wine only turns to alcohol if you leave it overnight.
805 And that makes it your neighbors responsibility to fix, why?
806 How many newspapers do you subscribe to, and would you like to buy some shares of the New York Times?
807 So that would make the ship less than standard...
808 matz has talked about implementing 'proper namespaces' in a future version of ruby
809 No.
810 TROFF
811 PSA: Escape your parens!
812 huge is my guess, but it will be nothing compared to what will happen to us if we lose control of the Net.
813 Sure, if you remove the battery and hard drive, and let it sit for a few days.
814 I live in the country of reddit and I feel absolutely lucky that I see these exotic views everymorning.
815 What is this site?
816 It's actually really not; it's just a (small) variation on traditional time-based animation.
817 what's that beneath his hand?
818 Have you ever driven on benadryl, a prescription pain killer, anxiety meds?
819 I spent too much money redoing the floor to allow people to scratch it with embedded rocks and such.
820 Yay it won't run any software I use thanks to a non x86 chip.
821 Oh, it's not self-referential or anything like that.
822 If you can make zenity and wget play nicely with a progressbar that isn't a pulse then let me know.
823 Solid as a rock!
824 That is an awesome story.
825 dude.. brilliantly put story man .. i would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear more from you man..that was epic.. i know exactly the feeling you had through all that i think iv been through something similiar haha.. cheers dude
826 Regardless of the (in)accuracy the last one is hilarious.
827 Everything is clear now!
828 oh reddit, we're bastards
829 Anthony Hopkins?
830 I am pregnant, and I found the pictures and humor pretty lame.
831 They are not some race of savages who care nothing for life like you're making them out to be.
832 Me likey.
833 Ahh yes, another episode of "Where's that white girl?".
834 I need to rush to the bathroom and vomit
835 I can still see the lights in my head and I turned it off 4 minutes ago.
836 Why aren't we calling the USA on this?..
837 Interesting changes, but I don't see this as much cleaner than the existing hash style named paramaters.
838 They patched it in for V1.1:
839 http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights_transcript.html
840 Don't be silly, you know how hard it is to get come off of leather?
841 I'm more afraid of hospitals than nature.
842 Well you see that guy with his legs blown off was a terrorist.
843 wtf, its summer somewhere.
844 >A classic "epic fail" of glass losing it's tension when the surface is comprimised is the Prince Rupert Drop
845 [Woah!
846 While the Australian people may be anti-Bush, the media aren't.
847 not to be confused with Phil Donahue
848 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctlmholr45c
849 Then you will have your answer.
850 Live by the sword die by the sword.
851 12/12 94th percentile and I didn't have to guess on a single question.
852 I do realize that you can not stop everything from happening, but when we compare gun deaths in the US as compared to Canada and Europe we are failing miserably.
853 In fact, any custom that makes it into the comp scene is probably worth putting on there.
854 Faltan todos los viajecitos, carritos, dinero en reactivos y equipo carísimo que se ha descompuesto por estar guardado en las bodegas que se inundaron, bueno...
855 Un asco, porque la gente apoya la ciencia y les da más chance que si fueran una dependencia de gobierno normal, pero es que parece que el director deveras es un gangster.
856 > Perhaps the courses titled things like "Software Engineering"
857 A course named like that is probably about software engineering, not CS.
858 It's also working just fine on Opera.
859 I think it's Marilyn Manson in his early 20s.
860 Testing all new code is definitely overkill, even Kent Beck agrees with that.
861 You must be missing the point of UML: it is to create a model that can be used to generate code such that if you change the UML you can regenerate your code.
862 That would have deserved a facepalm.
863 New Rule: There is no such thing as 'The Essential Kenny Loggins'
864 I like using Dameware as it can be configured to install vnc on demand and then remove the installation of vnc from the client machine when you are finished.
865 The issue is WHO's lying about the severity of the flu.
866 Lucky the whole thing didn't just cave in on itself!
867 Umm, the whole point of vaccines (polio, smallpox, MMR) is that over several million years of non-vaccination humanity has not evolved immunity to these.
868 Actually it's closer to 5800.
869 I feel so dirty.
870 I'm very happy to let it stand and let others look at it and come to their own minds.
871 I wish Obama had the testicular fortitude, and i guess the constitutional power, to stand up to private business like Chavez.
872 One thing I forgot about preparing the turkey that way is that all the drippings have lemon juice in them.
873 What difference if we happen to reawaken in a different body?
874 Of course, most things people post on the interwebz are just a cry for attention (including my post).
875 maybe the guy was really short
876 True.
877 You are an asshole.
878 Massively devaluing the money which the working person earns in order to give dollars to Corporate interests is wrong.
879 Goodnight Moon?
880 Im sure the little kids go BWWWWAAAAAINS!
881 Although I by no means have a view like that from my place.
882 If you have, what was your experience?
883 Im assuming that this was parodied in an episode though
884 He was the President of the US at a time when Kosovo lobbied for independence and eventually declared independence, which the US wholeheartedly supported.
885 The one obsessed with hicks, carlin and hedburg.
886 Came here to post this.
887 Had my shit all over the place without one specific field where I wanted to be really good at.
888 I will research them, of course, but in the meantime, if anybody knows of a good resource to start among the myriads that might be just so-so leads, I would appreciate.
889 [Reality check.
890 Same reason we can't use the metric system or create a workable, efficient, and effective national health care system.
891 None of these match.
892 I must say the video ad at the bottom is uh... different.
893 It says solar thermal.
894 1.3 million is almost nothing compared to the peak ($8 *billion*) so even a 36% increase in sales wouldn't register as a pixel in that graph.
895 Also wanted to add that I quit listening to and buying new music since around 1994(I know crap when I hear it) I have also been a musician for over 30 years.
896 Fuck hulu
897 Yeah I don't think he had a professional editor or anything.
898 http://themetart.com/
899 Met Art Erotica.
900 Or, as it is called in the Bible, the great flood.
901 [Yundi Li's studio recording was pretty damn good.
902 I went to this old house with my parents, and I went into this room and found this old man who was totally excited and happy to see me.
903 Nice I should try that.
904 If there is a COPYING file with GPLv3, that is it -- the same you'd do with a tarball.
905 They don't harvest organs at the ER you dolt.
906 skype refuses to work with my creative SB2 audigy platinum so i have not used it...ever.
907 Each regression will return a different Pearson correlation coefficient.
908 He will charge what the market will bear.
909 you're a faggot
910 Apparently I've outraged someone who doesn't remember the SNL skit.
911 Feel free to insert some rabid anti-Digg invective in there if you want to
912 I never had much of an issue with game ports honestly.
913 "glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com"
914 Serious issue of course, but please - choose better domain names.
915 This freshens your breath and notifies her that you are planning on going in for a kiss.
916 I dunno, last year we had a record winter and a record summer...maybe it will be a mild summer.
917 tugs on your braid
918 This could be a written or spoken test, so as not to discriminate against people who can't read or can't read well.
919 I will never live on base, now with privatizing its not worth it...
920 !
921 Maybe my childhood wasn't so bad
922 I would go with before, just because its hard to do if you want all those folds to go from top to bottom.
923 And it's going to do both at least once more before you get out.
924 The biggest difficulty in communication is just cultural differences, China is still too conservative for my tastes.
925 Wow.
926 It would be a lonely place
927 So, a direct statement from Activision-Blizzard or Vivendi is basically what you're saying.
928 He takes his hat off and she buckles, fearing the worst for her four sons.
929 I second this, it's how I got my copy and the English translation process was *mostly* painless.
930 I expect a cure would eliminate most, if not all, autism symptoms; and make neurotypical behavior likely.
931 Hey aren't you that guy from the warlizard gaming forums?
932 They spend the majority of the donations they receive on keeping themselves running and paying their own people.
933 So Nostalgic.
934 Best part is she came out herself a year or two later.
935 I don't know about that, ycongregate is offering venture capital for teams even if they don't have an idea yet.
936 I guess that's as good a reason to check out a new band as any.
937 I haven't smoked cannabis in about 6 months so I wouldn't know for that.
938 Well, I stayed in a hostel for an extended period a few months back and roomed with a Spanish photojournalist.
939 **DAMNIT**
940 I once smoked so much weed that I OD'd!
941 fark.com
942 I think there's about five actors from Mad Men in L.A Noire.
943 Cyclone causes vulnerability, which makes the rest of your abilities hit a lot harder.
944 that goal was identical to the goal they scored in game 1
945 (BF)
946 really ?
947 FTFY
948 Tell him the free ride is over.
949 [Hey, thur.
950 It's not pointless bellyaching.
951 Looks pretty awesome to me
952 I completely agree..ah so good...
953 I can use false stereotypes too, fatty.
954 You should *never* incriminate yourself.
955 installing as we speak/type/look at boobs
956 Btw I apologize for the typos, I typed this on my phone
957 More info is available [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/qkme_transcriber/).
958 Stop karma whoring off your friend.
959 I thought you ran around everywhere looking for people to shoot while yelling, "fag," and, "nigger," a lot.
960 I traded an event Entei for it, but didnt know it was hacked
961 I watched videos first and laughed, now I'm browsing reddit because I'm scared to death.
962 sounds like great marketing to me.
963 I am sure she has some other points of interests in her profile that he could open with.
964 He is now an enemy of the Republic
965 I would love to see the look on their face when they realize that they allowed for this to happen.
966 I'm on now if you still have it
967 I get sick with a terrible head cold.
968 I was going to make a sexy comment about girls without tonsils, but figured it wasn't a pleasant thought what with your throat still all swollen.
969 The worst was BF3.
970 Thanks for reminding me, OP.
971 It doesn't seem like the two go hand in hand.
972 Trolling at its finest.
973 Most spent fuel tanks that are on fire will explode when they hit the ground.
974 And he accidentally a racism
975 Right
976 I guess I meant to say the people were having sex with each other for the first time.
977 I'm pretty sure the term "freemen on the land" comes from a badly misinterpreted part of English common law and the movement originated there.
978 I am not fighting over a digital item :) If you want to sell it to him now, I am fine with it.
979 Ohh, yay!
980 Nothing is black and white, my son.
981 The odd thing is that a lot of women think that men are just naturally confident and at ease, when in reality very few are, but they have to pretend to be because they've long since learned that they have to be very conservative in showing weakness around women they're interested in, because [women are as merciless with weak men as men are with ugly women](http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2011/03/21/relationshipstrategies/why-we-shit-test/).
982 Anyways, we all know [who's to blame](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/156/920/911%20DINKLEBERG.jpg).
983 Add this guy to the list of what's wrong in this country
984 reminds me of http://imgur.com/nRMqH
985 Honestly, I hope you do.
986 they could easily have developed tools and such with their original body plan
987 Or if it was a sin to cut your hair then it remains being a sin regardless of societal attitudes?
988 Why can't he compete?
989 Exactly how I feel.
990 soul arrow 700.
991 I won't be near a computer for a few days but I really want to buy it.
992 Minecraft is better.
993 As my grandfather would always say... "Ice Cream fills the cracks after a big meal."
994 So he says, but in all honesty - anyone who is sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children should seek professional help.
995 So amazing.
996 [](/twicrazy "Taste like magic")
997 Different people, he's not the person You originally replied to.
998 It's roughly equivalent to being famous and spending a day with a poor black kid to get media attention.
999 Lay it all out, the mileage you want to achieve, the long runs you want to achieve.
1000 I've endependently verified that ther is notheeng wrong with there grammer or spelling.