Add humorous loading texts and update version timestamp

Author: gvbvdxxalt2

src/chat/interface/loadingscreentexts.js

@@ -103,4 +103,65 @@ module.exports = [
   "Hoping Stackblitz memory limit is not reached...",
   "Applying monthly updates (Thanks to GoormIDE credit cycle)...",
   "Running diagnostics on your 'lack of effort in school' file...",
+  "Syncing soundboard presets for maximum chaos...",
+  "Loading history page nostalgia and regret...",
+  "Recovering deleted 'funny' screenshots (emphasis on recovery)...",
+  "Checking for rogue scripts named 'please_work.js'...",
+  "Preparing screenshare for passive-aggressive presentations...",
+  "Updating emote cache with top-tier cringe...",
+  "Rebuilding UI from spare duct tape and hope...",
+  "Scanning for 'random rants' energy and injecting it...",
+  "Applying 'classroom stealth mode' for school Chromebooks...",
+  "Polling the server for 'will it work today' status...",
+  "Compiling the 'I'll fix it later' commit message...",
+  "Reapplying band-aid patches for stability...",
+  "Loading TurboWarp mini-game compatibility layer...",
+  "Verifying soundboard volume is set to 'alarm clock'...",
+  "Downloading missing GIFs from the internet of terrible taste...",
+  "Synchronizing minutes of lost sleep into user session...",
+  "Translating developer panic into meaningful logs...",
+  "Ensuring the popup animation is dramatic enough...",
+  "Recalculating the chance of hitting 'merge' without crying...",
+  "Applying ;restart: please hold all memories...",
+  "Checking if the owner left a sticky note titled 'Do not deploy'...",
+  "Preparing ;mute for unruly keyboards...",
+  "Loading ;broadcast templates: 'Important, maybe urgent'...",
+  "Compiling confetti sequences for excessive celebration...",
+  "Priming the soundboard for maximum meme density...",
+  "Testing ;redirect with a gentle nudge to the about page...",
+  "Packaging popupMessage with dramatic timing...",
+  "Polishing the ;nickname change shimmer effect...",
+  "Verifying ;runAs permissions don't summon chaos...",
+  "Scanning credits page for the person who fixed CSS once...",
+  "Optimizing history retrieval for nostalgia-heavy rooms...",
+  "Loading the privacy policy in small, digestible bites...",
+  "Activating 'Australian' filter: expect upside-down surprises...",
+  "Queuing 'popcat' sound effects with precise timing...",
+  "Preparing DOOM countdown: theatrical drip feed enabled...",
+  "Shuffling the 'importantMessage' reveal animation...",
+  "Securing admin tools behind ceremonial incense (metaphorical)...",
+  "Syncing user icons and questionable avatars...",
+  "Recovering dropped uploads from the land of lost files...",
+  "Applying a soft patch to the 'mildlyInfuriating' rotation...",
+  "Ensuring 'align' will fix what 'mildlyInfuriating' broke...",
+  "Tuning 'spin' physics for maximum dizziness...",
+  "Loading jokes database: proceed at your own risk...",
+  "Verifying that 'bandicam' is purely nostalgic...",
+  "Loading admin-only prank modules (consent pending)...",
+  "Rehearsing the 'kick' animation frames for dramatic exits...",
+  "Preparing 'freeze' sequence: hold all hands steady...",
+  "Checking for phantom 'xperrors' before deployment...",
+  "Validating that 'popcat' won't wake the neighbors...",
+  "Reconciling sound levels so vineboom is still shocking...",
+  "Scanning for scripts named 'please_work.js' and comforting them...",
+  "Applying last-minute duct-tape fixes to the UI...",
+  "Reminding owners: screenshots are forever (and devastating)...",
+  "Loading the join page with optimism and a captcha...",
+  "Inspecting 'help' command for crucial lifesaving tips...",
+  "Finalizing the 'history' exports for future embarrassment...",
+  "Preparing server-side snack fund (sudo cookie) verification...",
+  "Retrieving emergency GIFs labeled 'works every time'...",
+  "Calibrating 'importantMessage' timing to maximize curiosity...",
+  "Warm booting the chaos engine...",
+  "Applying final coat of polish to our glorious mess...",
 ];

src/randomquotes.txt

@@ -16,7 +16,70 @@ This project survived multiple device confiscations.
 We swapped listening to lectures for debugging server code in the back row.
 Built during the hours that were definitely assigned for Algebra class.
 We ignored the curriculum to give you a place to ignore it too.
-We treat all out classes like coding classes.
+We treat all our classes like coding classes.
 Every feature here cost us a letter grade and a missed assignment.
 Turning mandatory study hall into voluntary full-stack dev time.
 Updates are random because life keeps getting in the way.
+Late-night debugging: fueled by cold pizza and stubborn hope.
+Feature shipped after one Stack Overflow answer and several tears.
+Press F to pay respects to the missing semicolon.
+Made possible by duct tape, caffeine, and a mysterious rubber duck.
+Push, commit, pray, repeat.
+Shipping features at 2 AM because that's when magic happens.
+Rewrote the CSS five times to achieve "acceptable".
+Our CI passes intermittently, like a mood swing.
+One commit to rule them all (and five revert commits).
+Design is "good enough" until the user complains.
+Known issue: users will find the bug you promised never existed.
+Server is online if you ignore the logs.
+The soundboard was added because it felt personal.
+UI decisions made by rock-paper-scissors.
+Every deploy includes a whispered apology to the database.
+The history page exists to remind us we once had clean code.
+Bug fixes are just feature previews for the next sprint.
+Permissions are suggestions, not rules.
+This site runs on optimism and donated bandwidth.
+Updates are backlogged until inspiration or panic arrives.
+About page: written by people who prefer keyboards to small talk.
+Credits: assembled from late commits and lots of gratitude.
+Our roadmap is a sticky note on someone's monitor.
+Privacy: we try, unless it's hilariously public already.
+Security: locks are suggestions when you know the admin.
+Owner privileges: can restart your room and your dignity.
+Room owners reserve the right to mute bad karaoke.
+Admins fix things by restarting the server and blaming the timezone.
+If your message disappears, blame the ;restart command.
+We have a history page because someone cares about past regrets.
+The about page contains at least one awkward sentence about us.
+This site's features were debated over snacks and memes.
+We added the soundboard because silence is overrated.
+Confetti exists to celebrate small victories and terrible jokes.
+One brave contributor once learned regex for this feature.
+The UI was approved by an internal committee of two people.
+Our bug tracker is a to-do list taped to the wall.
+Every admin command was tested on an unsuspecting friend.
+If the owner says "trust me", proceed with caution and a screenshot.
+The nickname feature is for creativity and occasional chaos.
+We deploy things on Fridays and call it "spontaneous testing".
+This project runs on shared snacks and mutual stubbornness.
+We apologize for any downtime caused by caffeine shortages.
+Moderation tools exist to maintain order or enact dramatic flair.
+The mute button: democracy for the room owner.
+Redirects are used for gentle encouragement or subtle pranks.
+Broadcasts are how we get everyone's attention quickly and loudly.
+Popup messages are perfect for surprise announcements and emotes.
+RunAs is a powerful tool; don't impersonate unless it's comedic.
+The 'Australian' joke filter is a tribute to harmless chaos.
+We keep a secret stash of meme images for emergencies.
+This chat remembers your weirdest moments so you don't have to.
+The history page is sometimes a time capsule of questionable taste.
+Our help command is a map through the labyrinth of fun features.
+Room restarts clear messages and make room for new mistakes.
+Owners sometimes hold the power to make the UI dance.
+We built the site to talk, laugh, and occasionally fix things.
+If you see a hidden command, try it only if you accept consequences.
+Documentation exists where caffeine and patience align.
+Some features were named during a sleep-deprived brainstorm.
+The soundboard was tuned by people with very specific humor.
+Every feature has at least one triumphant and one regretful commit.
+We value creativity, curiosity, and the occasional well-placed meme.

wpstatic/version.json

@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"timestamp":"1770815753602"}
+{ "timestamp": "1770816478354" }