god honestly i ditch the preprocessor! didn't like it anyways

Author: Socketlike

content/creation.md

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+# making stuff is fun
+<p modifier type="github-only">
+  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
+  <br>
+  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
+  <br>
+  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
+</p>
+
+ever thought that you're probably not good enough to make something?
+and thus you'd thought you'll never try?

content/index.md

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 path: '/'
 ---
 # hi i'm evelyn nightshade
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
@@ -13,40 +13,40 @@ path: '/'
 do you know [me](/me)? i probably don't know [you](/you).
 \
 again, my name is *evelyn nightshade*. it's a really odd name, but it's [one that i gave myself](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eoq2e4h_avs). if that's a mouthful for you, you can call me *evie*. anyways, let's move on with the introductions.\
-am {age} years old.\
+am <span placeholder type="age"> years old.\
 i'm a girl who really really loves procrastination. chronically tired, occasionally wired.\
 \
 because of that i haven't been doing anything of value.\
 i'd just randomly get an idea for something cool and get in the mood to make it happen\
-[-rapid and then put it off immediately] because i'm *"doing something else"* or just don't have time for it.\
+<span class="rapid">and then put it off immediately</span> because i'm *"doing something else"* or just don't have time for it.\
 \
 then later when i do have time, i'm just not in the mood anymore. so nothing ever ends up happening.\
 \
 i used to be obsessed with tinkering with web technologies but i've lost interest since a while ago (probably for the same reason?)\
 \
 \
 it's a miracle i'm even making this webpage right now .
-> {dialogue} *hey evie! hi evie! isn't this supposed to be the index page? where's the list of pages?*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *hey evie! hi evie! isn't this supposed to be the index page? where's the list of pages?*
 
-shut the [-angry HELL] up! [-mutter when did i ever let YOU speak? who even are you? get out of here!!!]\
+shut the <span class="angry">angry HELL</span> up! <span class="mutter">when did i ever let YOU speak? who even are you? get out of here!!!</span>\
 **anyways** they're in that submenu accessible through the menu button on the top right of the page .\
 i don't have a good design for a nav thingy yet so you get that for now.
 
-> {dialogue} *why is this webpage so damn empty?? blahblahblahblah*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *why is this webpage so damn empty?? blahblahblahblah*
 
-[-angry because i haven't figured out what to add yet okay shut UP you're so-]\
+<span class="angry">because i haven't figured out what to add yet okay shut UP you're so-</span>\
 whoops lost my composure there! anyways this webpage is to remain mostly empty until i figure out what to add to it. goodbye!
 
-> {dialogue} *but you haven't told me anything meaningful about yourself yet!*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *but you haven't told me anything meaningful about yourself yet!*
 
-i'm chronically online! you can almost always reach me through discord [-mutter (encyclopedic)].\
+i'm chronically online! you can almost always reach me through discord <span class="mutter">(encyclopedic)</span>.\
 \
-you can also find me on *minecraft* [-mutter (sillyevie)].\
+you can also find me on *minecraft* <span class="mutter">(sillyevie)</span>.\
 yes i **DO** play minecraft sometimes. yes i play on hypixel.\
 \
-you **CAN** also find me on roblox [-mutter (daydreamyevie)]\
+you **CAN** also find me on roblox <span class="mutter">(daydreamyevie)</span>\
 note that i do not have my joins on and if you friend me randomly there is a non zero but **VERY** low chance that i will hear you out.\
 \
 here's a post about [what music i listen to](/music). you can also click on it on the nav panel.
 \
-[-rapid kthxforreadingallofthisgoodbye!]
+<span class="love">that's all i have to say for now! cya next time!</span>

content/me.md

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 delisted: true
 ---
 # i truly am the most repulsive person on this earth
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
@@ -12,13 +12,13 @@ delisted: true
 
 just a couple hours ago as of the time writing this post {timestamp 1770719731552},\
 i have destroyed almost if not all of the builds of an old "housing" of mine,\
-[-mutter (a <a href="https://minecraft.net">minecraft</a> building plot world thing with a limited size hosted on the <a href="https://hypixel.net">hypixel network</a>, sorta like those "creative" worlds sometimes seen on minecraft servers)]\
+<span class="mutter">(a [minecraft](https://minecraft.net) building plot world thing with a limited size hosted on the [hypixel network](https://hypixel.net), sorta like those "creative" worlds sometimes seen on minecraft servers)</span>\
 solely because i wanted more space for building.
 
 the reason why i chose to destroy this "housing" was because i was completely maxed out on the amount of "housings" that i could have, and this "housing" was... pretty abandoned.\
-no one joined it, no one cared about it [-mutter (or so i thought)]... it was just there.
+no one joined it, no one cared about it <span class="mutter">(or so i thought)</span>... it was just there.
 
-during the destruction i have chosen to preserve some of the builds only because i thought my girlfriend [-mutter (yes i have a girlfriend. yes i'm a lesbian.)] would miss them if they were gone.\
+during the destruction i have chosen to preserve some of the builds only because i thought my girlfriend <span class="mutter">(yes i have a girlfriend. yes i'm a lesbian.)</span> would miss them if they were gone.\
 when she found out just a little bit later she was quite upset with me for... simply just destroying.\
 she didn't really care that i saved the builds that i thought she cared about,\
 she was just upset.
@@ -59,4 +59,4 @@ the damage is done\
 there is no coming back
 
 all i can do now\
-[-mutter is hope that i don't make the same mistakes.]
+<span class="mutter">is hope that i don't make the same mistakes.</span>

content/meta.md

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 # this website is
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
@@ -13,14 +13,14 @@ i thought i should start making one of my own!
 
 the technology behind this site is... jank, for the lack of a better word.
 
-the *"backend"* [-mutter (pffft)] of this webpage is literally just the github pages servers.\
+the *"backend"* <span class="mutter">(pffft)</span> of this webpage is literally just the github pages servers.\
 it does nothing but serve static files, because that's what github pages does.
 
 the *"frontend"* is where the magic truly happens.\
 this page that you're seeing right here is actually the 404 page,\
 **HOWEVER** i did some *witchcraft* with JavaScript to make it parse the current path and render the corresponding *"page"*,\
 like a normal website would do!\
-[-mutter (learned it from previous experience with weird path router wizardry like <a href="https://react.dev">react</a> and <a href="https://vuejs.org">vue</a> on github pages)]
+<span class="mutter">(learned it from previous experience with weird path router wizardry like [react](https://react.dev) and [vue](https://vuejs.org) on github pages)</span>
 
 the *"pages"* in question are mere markdown files pulled directly from the static file dump on this github pages instance, for example, [here's one!](/content/meta.md) it's this page itself.
 
@@ -32,25 +32,25 @@ then, on the *"frontend"*, i just have the webpage pull that list using a fetch
 does it all make sense yet?\
 no?
 
-> {dialogue} *evie, you know, there are better ways to make a website. like buying a vps, and then putting a real web server on there...*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *evie, you know, there are better ways to make a website. like buying a vps, and then putting a real web server on there...*
 
 oh yeah.\
 you're right...\
 i should have done that- i mean, i would have done that...\
-if i wasn't [-angry so broke!]
-it's not like, my family is [-angry struggling] to keep up with my college tuition or whatever...
+if i wasn't <span class="angry">so broke!</span>
+it's not like, my family is <span class="angry">struggling</span> to keep up with my college tuition or whatever...
 
 moving on...
 
-> {dialogue} *evie, even so, you know, there are better ways to make a static webpage... like generating html from markdown files or whatever...*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *evie, even so, you know, there are better ways to make a static webpage... like generating html from markdown files or whatever...*
 
 but that's ***no fun***, is it?\
-my webpage would just be another *slop project*, with no [-rapid challenge] to it..\
+my webpage would just be another *slop project*, with no <span class="rapid">challenge</span> to it..\
 besides, at least i feel compelled to *do something*! *to make something*! **for once**!
 
 this webpage is my passion project. that just sounds so corny doesn't it.\
 i've felt fun making this webpage. that's what matters, doesn't it?\
 it's just fun, making something from nothing.
 
 that's what matters. having fun.\
-[-mutter <i>i've never felt so much fun in my life.</i>]
+<span class="mutter">*i've never felt so much fun in my life.*</span>

content/music.md

@@ -1,18 +1,17 @@
 # the music i listen to
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
   <br>
   consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-  <br>
 </p>
 
 ... ~~you can find them [here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Gfvs4A320zPRQG1DG51nx), on spotify.~~\
-[-mutter (edit) i'm no longer using this playlist; i'm now making a playlist monthly to put stuff that i'm currently interested in since that's not possible with the current singular playlist approach]
-> {dialogue} *evie, spotify **fucking** sucks! why aren't you using something else?????*
+<span class="mutter">(edit) i'm no longer using this playlist; i'm now making a playlist monthly to put stuff that i'm currently interested in since that's not possible with the current singular playlist approach</span>
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *evie, spotify **fucking** sucks! why aren't you using something else?????*
 
-yes i know spotify may not be the most upright company but there are not that many good alternatives for me right now [-mutter (has to be a streaming service with an expansive library + be easy and not take a thousand years to transfer my privated 1k+ songs playlist from spotify to it)].
+yes i know spotify may not be the most upright company but there are not that many good alternatives for me right now <span class="mutter">(has to be a streaming service with an expansive library + be easy and not take a thousand years to transfer my privated 1k+ songs playlist from spotify to it)</span>.
 
 ~~but if for some reason you don't wanna click on that link~~ here are some songs i like the most ~~in that playlist~~:
 

content/not-found.md

@@ -2,25 +2,24 @@
 delisted: true
 ---
 # what are you trying to find???
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
   <br>
   consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-  <br>
 </p>
 
-> {dialogue} *i don't know!!! evie save me!!!!!!!*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *i don't know!!! evie save me!!!!!!!*
 
 dOES IT LOOK LIKE [-angry I KNOW????] go FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF
 
-> {dialogue} *what if i can't??*
+> <span modifier type="dialogue"></span> *what if i can't??*
 
 i don't care! have fun .
 
-[-mutter
-check your URL.<br>
-if at first you don't URL, URL again.]
+<span class="mutter">
+check your URL.\
+if at first you don't URL, URL again.</span>
 
-[go back]({history -1})
+<a placeholder type="go_back">

content/occasions.md

@@ -1,11 +1,10 @@
 # some occasions in my life that i have decided to talk about
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
   <br>
   consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-  <br>
 </p>
 
 truly no time like the past, the present and the future (to come!) to document all of my *fun* experiences at certain points in my life!

content/occasions/birthday-2026.md

@@ -1,17 +1,24 @@
 # y ay!! i'm [ONE] year closer to [the destruction of my current lifeforce]!!!
+<p modifier type="github-only">
+  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
+  <br>
+  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
+  <br>
+  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
+</p>
 
-as of today {timestamp long 1770656400000}
+as of today <span placeholder type="timestamp" display="long" value="1770656400000"></span>
 i'm now 19!!! what an honor.\
-[-mutter how did i even live for this long]
+<span class="mutter">how did i even live for this long</span>
 
-people who cared this year: 5 [-mutter (better than last year!)]
+people who cared this year: 5 <span class="mutter">(better than last year!)</span>
 
-people who cared this year in my family: 0 [-mutter (well i don't feel like announcing my birthday in front of my family and my family is quite busy so...)]
+people who cared this year in my family: 0 <span class="mutter">(well i don't feel like announcing my birthday in front of my family and my family is quite busy so...)</span>
 
-presents received this year: 0 [-mutter (i really couldn't care less! i'm just glad people still cared to tell me happy birthday)]
+presents received this year: 0 <span class="mutter">(i really couldn't care less! i'm just glad people still cared to tell me happy birthday)</span>
 
 truly an extravagant birthday!! hopefully there won't be more to come.
 
-[-mutter and yes the day went on as usual...]
+<span class="mutter">and yes the day went on as usual...</span>
 
-[go back]({previousPath})
+<a placeholder type="go_back">

content/web-badges.md

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 name: web badges
 ---
 # web badges are neat
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
@@ -17,11 +17,11 @@ for those who don't know what they are, here's [a definition of what a web badge
 and here's [a list of them, linking to pages on neocities](https://neonaut.neocities.org/cyber/88x31). pretty neat, huh?
 
 after seeing that i really really wanted to make my own;\
-so i did! here it is: [-mutter (sorry if its low effort i made it in 2 minutes with aseprite)]
+so i did! here it is: <span class="mutter">(sorry if its low effort i made it in 2 minutes with aseprite)</span>
 
 [![evie's pages: blog](/badge.png)](https://evie.is-a.dev)
 
-[-mutter (edit)] of course the badge would be useless without an embed code so here they are:
+<span class="mutter">(edit)</span> of course the badge would be useless without an embed code so here they are:
 - html:
     ```html
     <a href="{origin}">
@@ -37,6 +37,6 @@ so i did! here it is: [-mutter (sorry if its low effort i made it in 2 minutes w
     ```
 
 i DO wanna make a better one some day.\
-[-mutter maybe tomorrow,\
+<span class="mutter">maybe tomorrow,\
 maybe never.\
-we'll see...]
+we'll see...</span>

content/you.md

@@ -2,13 +2,12 @@
 delisted: true
 ---
 # speaking of which...
-<p class="github-only">
+<p modifier type="github-only">
   <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
   <br>
   this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
   <br>
   consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-  <br>
 </p>
 
 who are you?
@@ -22,4 +21,4 @@ are you someone i trust?\
 are you someone i care about?
 <br><br><br>
 ultimately, it does not matter.\
-all identity is lost through the cover of the web browser. [-mutter (technically isn't true but still)]
+all identity is lost through the cover of the web browser. <span class="mutter">(technically isn't true but still)</span>