push garbage code (new placeholder system!!)

Author: Socketlike

.github/workflows/static.yml

@@ -44,9 +44,9 @@ jobs:
                 run: |
                     pnpm i
             -
-                name: make assets
+                name: generate assets
                 run: |
-                    pnpm make-assets
+                    pnpm generate-assets
             -
                 name: upload
                 uses: actions/upload-pages-artifact@v4

content/alone-and-quiet-and-stupid-and-boring.md

@@ -3,17 +3,8 @@ name: my name
 delisted: true
 ---
 # why "evelyn nightshade"?
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
 i don't really have a good reason to tell you about why i picked "evelyn"\
 <span class="mutter">i picked it because it sounded cute</span>
 
-but "nightshade" is deliberate. see [List of plants with symbolism, search "nightshade"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plants_with_symbolism) for more information.
-
-<a _special="go_back"></a>
+but "nightshade" is deliberate. see [List of plants with symbolism, search "nightshade"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plants_with_symbolism) for more information.

content/evelyn-nightshade.md

@@ -3,13 +3,6 @@ name: the games i play
 delisted: true
 ---
 # what games??? what games do you play???
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
 i play only a selection of games. because i'm picky <span class="mutter">and broke.</span>\
 <span class="mutter">my gaming "setup" is not that good. if you wanna buy me games, don't buy me over the top games that don't run on garbage laptops (which is like **all of the games on the market nowadays**, to be honest.)</span>
@@ -22,6 +15,4 @@ i play only a selection of games. because i'm picky <span class="mutter">and bro
 
 - `EvelynXII` on steam:
 
-  - stardew valley <span class="mutter">(my friend bought it for me! but it's boring to play alone..)</span>
-
-<a _special="go_back"></a>
+  - stardew valley <span class="mutter">(my friend bought it for me! but it's boring to play alone..)</span>

content/games.md

@@ -1,14 +1,10 @@
 ---
 path: '/'
+
+placeholders:
+  age: $timestamp(1171040400000, 'relative', 'raw')$ old
 ---
 # hi
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
 my name is [evelyn nightshade](/evelyn-nightshade). if that's too long for you, here are some other alternative names that you can call me by:
 - evelyn
@@ -17,12 +13,8 @@ my name is [evelyn nightshade](/evelyn-nightshade). if that's too long for you,
 
 - ms. nightshade
 
-- [that one loner and quiet and stupid and boring girl](/alone-and-quiet-and-stupid-and-boring) who longs for nothing more than companionship and peace
-
-i'm <span _special="age"></span>. my pronouns are [she/her](/gender).
-
-yes i do listen to [music](/music). [music](/music) is great! though my taste might not overlap with yours.
+i'm {{age}}. my pronouns are she/her.
 
-why yes i do play [games](/games). thank you for asking.
+yes i do listen to [music](/music). though my taste might not overlap with yours.
 
-and yes i do have a [web 1.0 badge thingy](/web-badges). don't think anyone would ever embed it anywhere but here you go.
+i do play [games](/games). all the time. sometimes.

content/gender.md

@@ -1,11 +1,4 @@
 # the music i listen to
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
 ... ~~you can find them [here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Gfvs4A320zPRQG1DG51nx), on spotify.~~\
 <span class="mutter">(edit) i'm no longer using this playlist; i'm now making a playlist monthly to put stuff that i'm currently interested in since that's not possible with the current singular playlist approach</span>\
@@ -17,4 +10,5 @@
 i only started doing this monthly playlist thing in feb so there isn't a jan playlist TwT
 
 - february: <https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3OY5u3W24rxFyl0nYJJePU>
-- march (current): <https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7lsy2iaGHx5ciFrLBU9tHT> 
+- march: <https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7lsy2iaGHx5ciFrLBU9tHT> 
+- april (current): <https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ifGkLTQEhIl8R8VAt8ov4>

content/index.md

@@ -1,26 +1,82 @@
 ---
 delisted: true
 ---
-# seeping through the crust + the seams of reality
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
+# what are you doing here?
 
-You were never supposed to go past the Walls
-I made for You
+...suddenly, there was nothing.
 
-do You understand
+you start to fall down.
 
-there was never a Reason for your Curiousness
-<br>
+you tried to scream, but nothing came out.
 
-return to Me\
-for I shall guide You through
+you tried to cry, but nothing came out.
 
-<span class="mutter">connection terminated. reason: no such location ({pathname})</span>
+seems like there is nothing else you can do...
 
-<a _special="go_back"></a>
+<hr>
+
+...it's been a while now.
+
+you're still falling.
+
+you flail your hands around, trying to feel something, anything...
+
+but there is nothing.
+
+<hr>
+
+...it really has been a while, huh.
+
+you're still falling.
+
+usually people in these kinds of situations would have went crazy a while back,
+
+but for some reason, you're strangely calm.
+
+<hr>
+
+...you finally realized.
+
+it's not that you're calm,
+
+it's that, *you feel nothing*.
+
+at some point, the nothingness started to contaminate your soul.
+
+a part of you wishes to stop it from contaminating you further.
+
+but you don't feel like it.
+
+<hr>
+
+...it's been a while again.
+
+you're still falling.
+
+<hr>
+
+...you're still falling.
+
+<hr>
+
+...you're still falling.
+
+you're getting a little bit sleepy.
+
+perhaps it was because you went to sleep late last night.
+
+you feel like it's not so bad to go to sleep.
+
+you drift off to sleep...
+
+<hr>
+
+...and that was the end, of you.
+
+because the moment you decided to rest,
+
+your fate was sealed.
+
+your individual consciousness was the only factor distinguishing you from the nothingness around you,
+
+as both your body and soul had became nothing.

content/music.md

@@ -1,11 +1,4 @@
 # some occasions in my life that i have decided to talk about
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
 truly no time like the past, the present and the future (to come!) to document all of my *fun* experiences at certain points in my life!
 

content/not-found.md

@@ -1,13 +1,10 @@
+---
+placeholders:
+  today: $timestamp(1770656400000)$
+---
 # y ay!! i'm [ONE] year closer to [the destruction of my current lifeforce]!!!
-<p _special="destroy">
-  <b>hi curious github user skimming through my page's source code</b>
-  <br>
-  this markdown document may not be displayed properly because i have added custom """formatting""" that regular or github markdown doesn't have
-  <br>
-  consider viewing this document on my github pages instead!
-</p>
 
-as of today <span _special="timestamp" display="long" value="1770656400000"></span>
+as of today ({{today}})
 i'm now 19!!! what an honor.\
 <span class="mutter">how did i even live for this long</span>
 
@@ -19,6 +16,4 @@ presents received this year: 0 <span class="mutter">(i really couldn't care less
 
 truly an extravagant birthday!! hopefully there won't be more to come.
 
-<span class="mutter">and yes the day went on as usual...</span>
-
-<a _special="go_back"></a>
+<span class="mutter">and yes the day went on as usual...</span>