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49 | 49 | "You sold your old shoes for {amount}.", |
50 | 50 | "You found a rare rock and sold it for {amount}.", |
51 | 51 | "You developed a new and *highly* secure encryption algorithm. arire tbaan tvir lbh hc, naljnl unir {amount} noq unir n avpr qnl!", |
52 | | - "You dug a very deep hole in the Earth and made it on the news! You earned {amount}." |
| 52 | + "You dug a very deep hole in the Earth and made it on the news! You earned {amount}.", |
| 53 | + "You run a local fish store and your most expensive fish just gave birth to 50 babies! You sell half of them for {amount}.", |
| 54 | + "You lead an open source project developing a discord bot and receive {amount} in donations through Patreon.", |
| 55 | + "You discover a new, rare bug species. The Smithsonian Museum offers you {amount} to add it to their collection.", |
| 56 | + "After years of work, you finally solve the hardest math equation in the world. Nobody really cares so you only received {amount} in compensation.", |
| 57 | + "You sell flowers on the side of the road in the hot sun, making {amount} for your family.", |
| 58 | + "Your TikTok went viral! You earned {amount} in ad revenue from ByteDance.", |
| 59 | + "You sell your old clothes on Craigslist and make {amount}. Does anybody even use Craigslist anymore?", |
| 60 | + "You work as a humble farmer growing hot potatoes for {amount}.", |
| 61 | + "You got out of bed. Have {amount}.", |
| 62 | + "You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned {amount}!", |
| 63 | + "You are digging in your backyard when you strike gold! It was a small piece worth {amount}." |
53 | 64 | ], |
54 | 65 | "crimeSuccess": [ |
55 | 66 | "You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn {amount}! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.", |
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68 | 79 | "You stole a wallet and found {amount}, along with a coupon to the local smoothie shop!", |
69 | 80 | "You don't remember what you did, but you know it was highly illegal. Oh, and there is a mysterious gift card worth {amount} on your table... how strange.", |
70 | 81 | "You stole a zebra from the zoo and sold it on the black market for {amount}.", |
71 | | - "You somehow managed to steal a piece of the moon and sold it for {amount}." |
| 82 | + "You somehow managed to steal a piece of the moon and sold it for {amount}.", |
| 83 | + "You run a farm-to-table business drug business, distributing *special* mushrooms across the country and making {amount} in profit.", |
| 84 | + "You raise exotic betta fish and charge teenagers {amount} to watch them fight to the death.", |
72 | 85 | ], |
73 | 86 | "crimeFail": [ |
74 | 87 | "You break into the house next door only to find the whole family eating dinner together. Your bail cost {amount}.", |
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85 | 98 | "You must have been pretty darn stupid for thinking you wouldn't get caught while trying to steal a chair from the White House. You got caught and were fined {amount}.", |
86 | 99 | "You tried to steal a statue from a museum in Singapore. You didn't know it's illegal to chew bubble gum in Singapore, so you got fined {amount} without even stealing anything.", |
87 | 100 | "You tried to rob a bank in Copenhagen, but found out that it is illegal to wear masks in public in Denmark. You got fined {amount}, but at least didn't get arrested.", |
88 | | - "You stole a wallet on a beach in Spain. You decided to hide the wallet on a sandcastle you found. You shouldn't have done that. You got fined {amount} because it's illegal to build sandcastles in Spain." |
| 101 | + "You stole a wallet on a beach in Spain. You decided to hide the wallet on a sandcastle you found. You shouldn't have done that. You got fined {amount} because it's illegal to build sandcastles in Spain.", |
| 102 | + "You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay {amount} for damages.", |
| 103 | + "You were robbing a mansion in Beverly Hills, when suddenly the exotic piranhas in their fish tank jump out of the water, biting your arm off. You pay {amount} in medical bills.", |
| 104 | + "You were running from the police, but you tried on your untied shoelace and broke your nose. The plastic surgery cost you {amount}... but you'll never look the same.", |
| 105 | + "You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them {amount} in damages.", |
| 106 | + "You commit credit card fraud only to realize that it was YOUR credit card you spent {amount} on. Good luck paying that back.", |
| 107 | + "While performing a drive by, one of the bullets ricochets off a a steel door and hits you right in the eye. The medical bills were {amount}.", |
| 108 | + "You make a Minecraft server to scam little kids but get a DMCA takedown from Mojang. You pay a lawyer {amount} to refute but lose the court case anyway.", |
| 109 | + "You got caught stealing cheese wheels are were fined {amount}.", |
| 110 | + "You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued {amount}. Great job." |
89 | 111 | ] |
90 | 112 | } |
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