@@ -20,7 +20,10 @@ def match_search(term, **cols)
2020 end
2121
2222 def attributes_print ( join : ', ' )
23- attributes . map { |k , v | "#{ k } : #{ v . inspect } " } . join ( join )
23+ attributes . map do |k , v |
24+ val = v . inspect . length > 100 ? "#{ v . inspect [ 0 , 100 ] } ..." : v . inspect
25+ "#{ k } : #{ val } "
26+ end . join ( join )
2427 end
2528
2629 def self . sanitize_for_search ( term , **cols )
@@ -55,16 +58,13 @@ def self.with_lax_group_rules
5558 end
5659 end
5760
61+ # rubocop:disable Metrics/MethodLength
5862 def self . useful_err_msg
5963 [
6064 'The inverted database guide has found an insurmountable problem. Please poke it with a ' \
6165 'paperclip before anyone finds out.' ,
62- 'The modular cable meter has found a problem. You need to kick your IT technician in the ' \
63- 'shins immediately.' ,
6466 'The integral output port has found a problem. Please take it back to the shop and take ' \
6567 'the rest of the day off.' ,
66- 'The integral expansion converter has encountered a terminal error. You must take legal ' \
67- 'advice urgently.' ,
6868 'Congratulations. You have reached the end of the internet.' ,
6969 'The Spanish Inquisition raised an unexpected error. Cannot continue without comfy-chair-interrogation.' ,
7070 'The server halted in an after-you loop.' ,
@@ -82,16 +82,91 @@ def self.useful_err_msg
8282 'recover using Hawking radiation.' ,
8383 'Operations are on pause while we attempt to recapture the codidactyl. Please hold.' ,
8484 'The data center is on fire. Please hold while we activate fire suppression systems.' ,
85- 'The reciprocal controller flag is set incorrectly. Please stand on your head and rickroll yourself to fix this.'
85+ 'The reciprocal controller flag is set incorrectly. Please stand on your head and rickroll yourself to fix this.' ,
86+ 'The quantum cache has become uncertain. Please observe it again after making a cup of tea.' ,
87+ 'The recursive handshake timed out while waiting for itself to finish. Try waving at yourself in a mirror ' \
88+ 'until it responds.' ,
89+ 'The left-handed API key doesn\'t fit this right-handed endpoint. Please rotate it 180 degrees while humming ' \
90+ 'the API theme song.' ,
91+ 'Your session was garbage-collected for leaving crumbs in the cookie jar. Kindly sweep the cookies into a ' \
92+ 'jar-shaped folder.' ,
93+ 'Your request fell through a race condition and finished second. Present it with a silver medal and try again.' ,
94+ 'The DNS insists today it stands for \'Did Not Start\'. Please send it motivational cat posters.' ,
95+ 'The OAuth token is shy. Whisper your scopes softly and offer it a comfort blanket.' ,
96+ 'The distributed consensus reached a polite disagreement. Break the tie with a round of rock-paper-scissors.' ,
97+ 'The feature flag tripped over a rug and toggled itself off. Please help it up and brush off the dust.' ,
98+ 'The uptime counter overflowed into nap time. Wake it gently with a teaspoon of coffee.' ,
99+ 'The cron job saw its shadow and scheduled six more weeks of maintenance. Offer it a flashlight and try again.' ,
100+ 'The heisenbug vanished when we opened the logs. Please look away and try again.' ,
101+ 'The Kubernetes pod drifted out to sea. Dispatch a small boat with sandwiches.' ,
102+ 'The retry policy is composing a strongly worded letter to the server. Offer a thesaurus for better results.' ,
103+ 'The message queue joined a queue. Estimated wait time: variable. Send it a good book.' ,
104+ 'The microservice macroed itself and forgot how to be small. Remind it of its humble beginnings.' ,
105+ 'The database index is on a gap year. Send postcards to encourage its return.' ,
106+ 'The deploy canary learned to sing and flew away. Try luring it back with birdseed.' ,
107+ 'Single sign-on stepped out to find itself. Back soon. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs.' ,
108+ 'The entropy pool is empty. Kindly imagine wiggling your mouse.' ,
109+ 'The RAID array eloped with a NAS. Send congratulations and request a postcard.' ,
110+ 'The config file contains more opinions than agreement. Appoint a moderator.' ,
111+ 'The null pointer was so moved it pointed somewhere. Politely direct it back.' ,
112+ 'The stack is overflowing with feelings. Fetching tissues. Offer emotional support.' ,
113+ 'The exception handler forgot its mitts. Knit it a pair.' ,
114+ 'The SSL certificate expired in dog years. Bake it a birthday cake.' ,
115+ 'The WebSocket is sulking in silent mode. Send a heartfelt apology.' ,
116+ 'The API gateway misplaced the keys to the database. Check under the welcome mat.' ,
117+ 'The firmware updated its relationship status to \'complicated\'. Send couples counselling pamphlets.' ,
118+ 'The load balancer is weighing its options. Provide a set of calibrated scales.' ,
119+ 'The build pipeline tripped over a merge conflict and needs a plaster. Apply gentle pressure.' ,
120+ 'The logger switched to interpretive dance. Learn the choreography to decode the message.' ,
121+ 'The search index refuses to be found. Host a welcome‑back party.' ,
122+ 'The container misplaced its container. Check the lost‑and‑found container.' ,
123+ 'The recursive acronym needs a breather before it expands again. Offer a paper bag.' ,
124+ 'The data lake froze over. Please try ice skating.' ,
125+ 'The fiber was delayed by a lorry attempting a three-point turn. Offer to navigate.' ,
126+ 'The server popped out for a bacon butty. Back shortly. Fry an extra one for its return.' ,
127+ 'The permissions matrix rotated 90 degrees and became modern art. Hang it in a gallery.' ,
128+ 'Your cookie consent banner ate the cookies. Supply a healthy snack alternative.' ,
129+ 'The scheduler double-booked Tuesday with next Tuesday. Buy it a new calendar.' ,
130+ 'The GPU is busy appreciating gradients in a sunset. Offer it a camera.' ,
131+ 'The CLI took everything literally and nothing personally. Send it idioms to process.' ,
132+ 'The time server is early, the database is late, and reality is pending. Send them a group chat invite.' ,
133+ 'Your session collided with a parallel universe and yielded a merge conflict. Try diplomatic talks.' ,
134+ 'The health check caught a cold. Sending soup packets. Add a warm blanket.' ,
135+ 'The sandbox discovered a cat and refuses to collapse the wavefunction. Provide a cardboard box.' ,
136+ 'The debugger hit a breakpoint and started journaling. Offer coloured pens.' ,
137+ 'The profiler is timing itself. Results may vary. Suggest it use a stopwatch.' ,
138+ 'The error reporter experienced an error and needs a quiet moment. Light a scented candle.' ,
139+ 'The audit log is practicing mindfulness and noticed your request drift by. Join it for meditation.' ,
140+ 'The dependency tree is climbing itself. Mind the branches. Offer a ladder.' ,
141+ 'The semaphore got stage fright and won’t signal. Provide an encouraging audience.' ,
142+ 'The background job went foreground and now refuses to blend in. Offer camouflage.' ,
143+ 'The clipboard copied the vibe but not the content. Try a mood reset.' ,
144+ 'The keyboard buffer is full of unsent compliments. Press send on kindness.' ,
145+ 'The ops runbook recommends tea, biscuits, and a gentle retry. Add a scone.' ,
146+ 'The metrics exporter is measuring twice and cutting never. Provide scissors.' ,
147+ 'The NTP sync is waiting for time to catch up with itself. Send it a postcard from the future.' ,
148+ 'The transaction forgot its commit vows and wandered off. Hold a recommitment ceremony.' ,
149+ 'The scheduler moved your slot to the next available epoch. Estimated delay: 73 years.' ,
150+ 'The test suite passed locally and moved abroad. Mail it a travel adaptor.' ,
151+ 'The feature toggle is indecisive and would like a coin flip. Supply a two‑headed coin.' ,
152+ 'The namespace is arguing about space. Offer a tape measure.' ,
153+ 'The host machine asked politely for a host gift. Bring flowers.' ,
154+ 'The compliance engine needs a hug from a certified hugger. Book a professional cuddle.' ,
155+ 'The API versioning strategy is writing its memoir. Offer an editor.'
86156 ]
87157 end
158+ # rubocop:enable Metrics/MethodLength
88159end
89160
90161module UserSortable
91162 # Sort a collection according to a user selection, by mapping user selectable values to column names.
92163 # SQL injection safe.
93- # @param term_opts Hash of search term options: { term: params[:sort], default: :created_at }
94- # @param field_mappings Hash of user-selectable values to column names: { age: :created_at, rep: :threshold }
164+ # @param term_opts Hash of search term options
165+ # @param field_mappings Hash of user-selectable values to column names: +{ age: :created_at, rep: :threshold }+
166+ # @option term_opts :term [String] A user-provided search term to apply - usually from +params+, e.g. +params[:sort]+.
167+ # Should be one of the keys in +field_mappings+.
168+ # @option term_opts :default [Symbol] A column name to apply as the default sort ordering.
169+ # @return [ActiveRecord::Relation] A relation of the current type, with the sort ordering applied.
95170 def user_sort ( term_opts , **field_mappings )
96171 default = term_opts [ :default ] || :created_at
97172 requested = term_opts [ :term ]
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