diff --git a/src/components/Card/share-asset/rejectionCaptions.ts b/src/components/Card/share-asset/rejectionCaptions.ts
index 53b050415..45ed1ab39 100644
--- a/src/components/Card/share-asset/rejectionCaptions.ts
+++ b/src/components/Card/share-asset/rejectionCaptions.ts
@@ -9,16 +9,17 @@
  */
 
 export const REJECTION_CAPTIONS: readonly string[] = [
-    'rejected by @joinpeanut 🚫 the door policy is insane. i WILL be back.',
+    'rejected by @joinpeanut 🚫 the door policy is insane.',
+    '@joinpeanut has a bouncer now??',
     "@joinpeanut told me i'm not on the list 💀 the AUDACITY",
     "the @joinpeanut bouncer said come back when i'm somebody. ok bet.",
     'got read for filth by the @joinpeanut door',
-    'officially rejected by @joinpeanut. honestly an honor 🥜🚫',
+    'officially rejected by @joinpeanut.',
     'collected my first @joinpeanut badge: REJECTED 💀',
     'took an L at the @joinpeanut door. building my comeback arc.',
     "denied at the @joinpeanut door. the bouncer didn't even blink 🚫",
-    "@joinpeanut said NOT TONIGHT. guess i'll fix my whole life and come back",
-    'turned away from @joinpeanut 💀 most exclusive door in crypto fr',
+    "@joinpeanut said NOT TONIGHT. guess i'll fix my whole life",
+    'turned away from @joinpeanut 💀',
     "couldn't get past the @joinpeanut velvet rope. humbling.",
     '@joinpeanut rejection #1. framing this one.',
     'the @joinpeanut door looked me up and down and said no. respect.',
@@ -31,6 +32,8 @@ export const REJECTION_CAPTIONS: readonly string[] = [
     'tried the @joinpeanut door. NOT TONIGHT. comeback arc loading.',
     "@joinpeanut rejected me and i've never wanted in more 💀",
     'took an L at the @joinpeanut door tonight. tomorrow we ride again.',
+    "remember @joinpeanut from devconnect?? they've rejected me from their beta programme omg",
+    "rember @joinpeanut from devconnect?? seems they're back but also they don't want users ??? WHAT?",
 ]
 
 /** Pick a random caption. Browser-only (Math.random) — fine at share time. */
diff --git a/src/components/Card/share-asset/winCaptions.ts b/src/components/Card/share-asset/winCaptions.ts
index 4444b0133..386ab540d 100644
--- a/src/components/Card/share-asset/winCaptions.ts
+++ b/src/components/Card/share-asset/winCaptions.ts
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ export const WIN_CAPTIONS: readonly string[] = [
     'banked by @joinpeanut. unbothered.',
     "who needs a bank? i've got @joinpeanut.",
     "broke up with my bank. it's @joinpeanut now.",
+    "remember @joinpeanut from argentina? they're global now. just got into their closed beta",
+    "saw @joinpeanut in argentina. they went global — and i'm in the closed beta.",
 ]
 
 /** Pick a random caption. Browser-only (Math.random) — fine at share time. */