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* Full docs: https://github.com/decaffeinate/decaffeinate/blob/master/docs/suggestions.md
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*/
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module.exports = function(robot) {
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robot.hear(/\s?#dev\b/, res => res.send("Did you mean #anish-talks-into-void?"));
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module.exports = (robot) => {
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robot.hear(/\s?#dev\b/, (res) => res.send('Did you mean #anish-talks-into-void?'));
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const fireballResponses = [
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"Under your couch",
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"In the middle of the Pacific ocean",
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"In Italy",
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"On the BART",
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'Under your couch',
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'In the middle of the Pacific ocean',
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'In Italy',
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'On the BART',
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"In Kimberli's supervisor's office",
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"Only Google knows...",
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"In Tel Aviv",
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"Ishaan has it",
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"I think Kimberli spilled it on her laptop",
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"Here: go/fireball"
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'Only Google knows...',
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'In Tel Aviv',
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'Ishaan has it',
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'I think Kimberli spilled it on her laptop',
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'Here: go/fireball',
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];
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robot.hear(/where.*fireball/i, res => res.send(res.random(fireballResponses)));
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robot.hear(/where.*fireball/i, (res) => res.send(res.random(fireballResponses)));
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const react = (emoji, res) => {
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if (robot.adapterName === 'slack') {
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return robot.emit('slack.reaction', {
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message: res.message,
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name: emoji,
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});
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}
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return res.send(`(react :${emoji}:)`);
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};
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const lennySnakeParts = [
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"╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝",
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"╚═(███)═╝",
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"╚═(███)═╝",
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".╚═(███)═╝",
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"..╚═(███)═╝",
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"…╚═(███)═╝",
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"…╚═(███)═╝",
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"..╚═(███)═╝",
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".╚═(███)═╝",
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"╚═(███)═╝",
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".╚═(███)═╝",
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"..╚═(███)═╝",
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"…╚═(███)═╝",
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"…╚═(███)═╝",
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"…..╚(███)╝",
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"……╚(██)╝",
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"………(█)",
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"……….*"
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'╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝',
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'╚═(███)═╝',
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'╚═(███)═╝',
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'.╚═(███)═╝',
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'..╚═(███)═╝',
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'…╚═(███)═╝',
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'…╚═(███)═╝',
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'..╚═(███)═╝',
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'.╚═(███)═╝',
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'╚═(███)═╝',
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'.╚═(███)═╝',
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'..╚═(███)═╝',
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'…╚═(███)═╝',
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'…╚═(███)═╝',
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'…..╚(███)╝',
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'……╚(██)╝',
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'………(█)',
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'……….*',
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];
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const lennySnakeTick = 300; // milliseconds
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robot.hear(/lenny(snake|pede)/i, function(res) {
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var sendFrom = function(i) {
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robot.hear(/lenny(snake|pede)/i, (res) => {
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const sendFrom = (i) => {
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if (i < lennySnakeParts.length) {
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res.send(lennySnakeParts[i]);
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return setTimeout(sendFrom, lennySnakeTick, i + 1);
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setTimeout(sendFrom, lennySnakeTick, i + 1);
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}
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};
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return sendFrom(0);
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});
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robot.hear(/jason/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/jason/i, (res) => {
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// make this less spammy
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if (Math.random() < 0.4) {
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if (Math.random() < 0.5) {
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return robot.emit("slack.reaction", {
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message: res.message,
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name: "upvote"
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});
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react('upvote', res);
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} else {
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return robot.emit("slack.reaction", {
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message: res.message,
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name: "no_wifi"
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});
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react('no_wifi', res);
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}
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}
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});
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robot.hear(/fun/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/fun/i, (res) => {
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if (Math.random() < 0.3) {
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return robot.emit("slack.reaction", {
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message: res.message,
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name: "puzzled"
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});
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react('puzzled', res);
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}
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});
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robot.hear(/michael/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/michael/i, (res) => {
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// make this less spammy
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if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
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return robot.emit("slack.reaction", {
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message: res.message,
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name: "silverman"
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});
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react('silverman', res);
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}
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});
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// match basically any 100-char-long english sentence
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robot.hear(/e/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/e/i, (res) => {
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// make this less spammy
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if (res.message.text.length > 100 && Math.random() < 0.001) {
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return res.send("whoa whoa guys are we sure that's a good idea?");
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res.send("whoa whoa guys are we sure that's a good idea?");
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}
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});
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robot.hear(/work/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/work/i, (res) => {
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if (res.message.text.length > 50 && Math.random() < 0.1) {
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return res.send("It's not work it's Datto");
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res.send("It's not work it's Datto");
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}
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});
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░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░▐▌
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\`\`\``;
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robot.hear(/(dootdootdoot|[0-9]spooky)/i, res => res.send(dootDoot));
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robot.hear(/(dootdootdoot|[0-9]spooky)/i, (res) => res.send(dootDoot));
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robot.hear(/(^|\b)a+y+ l[mfao]+($|\b)/i, res => res.send(":alien: ayy lmao :alien:"));
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robot.hear(/(^|\b)a+y+ l[mfao]+($|\b)/i, (res) => res.send(':alien: ayy lmao :alien:'));
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const troll = [
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"*Stef*: im in that class too",
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"*Stef*: omg me too",
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"*Stef*: ????? :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:",
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"*Stef*: I failed",
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"*Stef*: :pineapple: :pineapple: :pineapple:",
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"*Stef*: o rite jk I have to do 7.012 pset",
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"*Stef*: totally agree!!",
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'*Stef*: im in that class too',
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'*Stef*: omg me too',
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'*Stef*: ????? :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:',
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'*Stef*: I failed',
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'*Stef*: :pineapple: :pineapple: :pineapple:',
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'*Stef*: o rite jk I have to do 7.012 pset',
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'*Stef*: totally agree!!',
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"*Stef*: it's cuz I just add dropped",
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"*Stef*: I can prove it rigorously",
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'*Stef*: I can prove it rigorously',
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"*Stef*: wtf I'm in this group",
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"*Stef*: I luv genetics",
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"*Stef*: wtf that's what I was gonna say"
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'*Stef*: I luv genetics',
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"*Stef*: wtf that's what I was gonna say",
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];
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robot.hear(/stef.*troll/i, res => res.send(res.random(troll)));
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robot.hear(/stef.*troll/i, (res) => res.send(res.random(troll)));
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const more_troll = [
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"*Logan*: allllllllll right",
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"*Logan*: look who decided to show up",
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"*Logan*: big bois",
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const moreTroll = [
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'*Logan*: allllllllll right',
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'*Logan*: look who decided to show up',
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'*Logan*: big bois',
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"*Logan*: that's bananas",
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"*Logan*: it's lit",
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"*Logan*: not like this",
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'*Logan*: not like this',
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"*Logan*: that's fucked",
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"*Logan*: eecs eecs eecs eecs",
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"*Logan*: you dog",
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"*Logan*: that's pretty soft"
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'*Logan*: eecs eecs eecs eecs',
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'*Logan*: you dog',
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"*Logan*: that's pretty soft",
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];
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robot.hear(/logan.*troll/i, res => res.send(res.random(more_troll)));
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robot.hear(/logan.*troll/i, (res) => res.send(res.random(moreTroll)));
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const pusheens = [
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"http://i.imgur.com/ozA8GSu.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/ZKQc2Zr.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/4kYoLqW.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/RrLH94y.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/frlzb8j.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/CrlTN9g.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/T3aU0jE.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/WVNB0AI.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/MgURast.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/h0WeeGt.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/5Gaquu2.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/KBRkat2.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/2DA3pUj.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/zbkwKyo.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/ZjxGDGu.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/2fM3Llu.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/vmBTVZT.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/LM4RhiD.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/GsA3vF8.png",
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"http://i.imgur.com/SRlVsQl.png"
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'http://i.imgur.com/ozA8GSu.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/ZKQc2Zr.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/4kYoLqW.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/RrLH94y.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/frlzb8j.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/CrlTN9g.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/T3aU0jE.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/WVNB0AI.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/MgURast.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/h0WeeGt.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/5Gaquu2.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/KBRkat2.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/2DA3pUj.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/zbkwKyo.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/ZjxGDGu.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/2fM3Llu.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/vmBTVZT.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/LM4RhiD.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/GsA3vF8.png',
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'http://i.imgur.com/SRlVsQl.png',
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];
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robot.hear(/pusheen/i, res => res.send(res.random(pusheens)));
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robot.hear(/pusheen/i, (res) => res.send(res.random(pusheens)));
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robot.hear(/kim.*mom/i, res =>
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res.send("https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100404125550AARFOJe")
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);
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robot.hear(/kim.*mom/i, (res) => res.send('https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100404125550AARFOJe'));
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robot.hear(/stef/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/stef/i, (res) => {
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return res.send(res.random(troll));
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res.send(res.random(troll));
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robot.hear(/logan/i, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/logan/i, (res) => {
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if (Math.random() < 0.01) {
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return res.send(res.random(more_troll));
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res.send(res.random(moreTroll));
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});
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robot.hear(/\btfti\b/, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/\btfti\b/, (res) => {
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if (Math.random() < 0.2) {
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res.send('tfti');
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});
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robot.hear(/^same$/, function(res) {
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robot.hear(/^same$/, (res) => {
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if (Math.random() < 0.4) {
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res.send('same');
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}
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});
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robot.respond(/correct (.*)/, function(res) {
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robot.respond(/correct (.*)/, (res) => {
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return res.send(msg.replace(/[aeiou]/gi, ""));
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return res.send(msg.replace(/[aeiou]/gi, ''));
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const selfDestructSequence = [
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"Initiating HackMIT self-destruct sequence...",
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"10: Leaking sponsorship info...",
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"9: Insulting all previous company contacts...",
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"8: Transferring funds to FCF...",
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"7",
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"6: Destroying all AWS instances...",
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"5: ",
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"4: Petting Oscar...",
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"3",
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'Initiating HackMIT self-destruct sequence...',
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'10: Leaking sponsorship info...',
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'9: Insulting all previous company contacts...',
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'8: Transferring funds to FCF...',
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'7',
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'6: Destroying all AWS instances...',
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'5: ',
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'4: Petting Oscar...',
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'3',
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'2',
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"1: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?",
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"http://rs651.pbsrc.com/albums/uu236/416o/explosion.gif~c200"
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'http://rs651.pbsrc.com/albums/uu236/416o/explosion.gif~c200',
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];
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const selfDestructTick = 1000; //milliseconds
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const selfDestructTick = 1000; // milliseconds
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return robot.respond(/selfdestruct/i, function(res) {
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var sendFrom = function(i) {
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return robot.respond(/selfdestruct/i, (res) => {
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const sendFrom = (i) => {
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setTimeout(sendFrom, selfDestructTick, i + 1);
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return sendFrom(0);
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});
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};
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// robot.hear /retreat/i, (res) ->
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// res.send 'Did you mean: *kickoff*?'

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