stuff-in-vaarn.md

Stuff in Vaarn

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Books of Vaarn

d20	COVER	AUTHOR	STYLE	SUBJECT	NOTABLE FEATURE
1	Waterlogged	Anonymous	Insane	Medicine	Extremely Heavy
2	Burned	Armiger	Wry	Bestiary	Every Word Is A Lie
3	Green	Autarch	Sardonic	Botany	Bloodstains
4	Golden	Bad Artist	Formal	Synthetic Life	Elaborate Illustrations
5	Snake Skin	Bad Poet	Moralising	Xenobiology	Poisoned Bookmark
6	Yellow	Cacogen	Pious	War	From An Autarch’s Library
7	Orange	Condemned Criminal	Purple	Geology	Coded Message Inside Cover
8	Mouldy	Courtesan	Archaic	Biography	Love Letter Inside Cover
9	Plastic	Deposed Autarch	Heroic	The Future	From Another Planet
10	Iridescent	Deposed Hegemon	Passionate	History	Luminous Ink
11	Rusted	Great Artist	Earnest	Dreams	Poisoned Page
12	Striped	Great Poet	Rhyming	Drugs	Tiny Weapon Hidden Inside
13	Silver	Hegemon	Comedic	Travel	Unknown Language
14	Ochre	Madman	Lyrical	Art	Fabulously Rare
15	White	Monk	Monotonous	Poetry	Illuminated With Gold Leaf
16	Blue	Priest	Lively	The Autarchs	Heretical Text
17	Black	Prophet	Dry	Religion	Worm-eaten
18	Sunbleached	Synth	Hysterical	Hypergeometry	Clever Forgery
19	Jewelled	Titan	Awkward	Physics	Drugs Hidden Inside
20	Indigo	Warrior	Pedantic	Sex	Utterly Illegible

Drugs of Vaarn

d20	Colour	Form	Ingested By	Effect (x2)
1	Red	Sugar	Snorting	Euphoria
2	Blue	Leaf	Injected	Paranoia
3	Yellow	Crystal	Stewed	Auditory Hallucinations
4	White	Cactus	Boiled in Tea	Visual Hallucinations
5	Black	Fungus	Swallow Whole	No Pain
6	Pink	Brain	Lick It	Fearless
7	Orange	Pearl	Brain Interface	Ego Death
8	Viridian	Slime	Hold on Tongue	Levitation
9	Olive	Meat	Smoke It	Anxious sweats
10	Silver	Honey	Touch to Eyes	Itchy Eyeballs
11	Gold	Insect	Absorbed in Skin	Nasal Drip
12	Bronze	Liquid	Stare at It	Split Personality
13	Umber	Stone	Burn and Watch the Flames	Nausea
14	Steel	Glyph	Infused into Honey	Behold Azathoth
15	Smoke	Biotech	Drunk in Urine	Supernatural Hearing
16	Indigo	Sand	Burn and Eat the Ash	Paralyzed
17	Azure	Root	Bake in Bread	Murderous Rage
18	Violet	Blood	Place in Ear	Can't Stop Dancing
19	Octarine	Clay	Only Affects Synths	Very Mellow
20	Ulfire	Tooth	Smell It	Hightened Empathy

Trade Caravans

d20	Transport	Cargo A	Cargo B	Merchant
1	Camel Train	Timber	Silk	Garrulous Imbecile
2		Pottery	Cotton	Pious Miser
3		Carpets	Beer	Naive Dreamer
4	Zeppelin	Cheese	Memory Discs	Grim and Silent
5		Livestock	Weapons	Clever Drunkard
6	Wind Wagon	Shoes	Armour	Dedicated and Ascetic
7		Masks	Coffee	Educated and Venal
8		Parchment	Tea	Scholarly and Talkative
9	Giant Tortoise	Books	Salt	Honest and Desperate
10		Synth Parts	Wine	Precise and Callous
11	Dune Buggy	Medicine	Chocolate	Whimsical and Entitled
12		Drugs	Dyes	Unsentimental and Fickle
13		Bells	Saffron	Pure and Brutal
14	Auto-Chariot	Crystals	Cinnamon	Prejudiced Coward
15		Clay	Olives	Curious and Pugnacious
16	Armoured Crawler	Slaves	Dates	Responsible and Prim
17		Silver	Cured Meat	Sad Drunk
18		Gold	Olive Oil	Daring and Argumentative
19	Sandworm Sled	Jewels	Seafood	Incorruptible
20		Water	Sugar	Abrasive but Sensitive

d20	Passenger	Guards	Complication
1	Actor	All Dead	Out of Water
2	Musician	Wounded	Totally Lost
3	Forger	Secretly Bandits	Pursued by Bandits
4	Artist	Ran Away	Pursued by Creature
5	Priest	Badly Armed	Disease
6	Mystic	Mutinous	Spoiled Cargo
7	Bounty Hunter	Lazy	Transport Damaged
8	Escaped Slave	Ageing	Merchant Crazed
9	Clerk	White Apes	Passenger Crazed
10	Dentist	Actually Holograms	Guards Crazed
11	Conman	Ex-Gladiators	Merchant Possessed
12	Poet	Slave Soldiers	Passenger Possessed
13	Gambler	Untested	Guard Possessed
14	Clown	Incompetent Mercenaries	Carrying Body for Burial
15	Boxer	Warrior Synth	Notorious Passenger
16	Alchemist	Bloodthirsty Thugs	Smuggling Contraband
17	Spy	Ancient Gun-drone	Hides a Fugitive
18	Courtesan	Cloaking Device	Everyone's Drunk
19	Barber	Hegemony Deserters	Fungal Infection
20	Snake Charmer	Loyal and Competent	Everyone's Arguing

You Found A Corpse

d20	Condition	What Were They Carrying?
1	Desiccated	Plastic Bag Full of Teeth
2	Skeletal	Can of Survival Rations
3	Mummified by Heat	Pocket Hourglass
4	Riddled with Bullets	Set of Dominoes
5	Seared by Laser-fire	Waxen Poetry Cylinder
6	Worryingly Fresh	Prayer Beads
7	Centuries Old	Synthetic Eye
8	Half-Eaten by Animals	Stick of Infrared Chalk
9	Someone You Know	Bottle with a Tiny Eel Inside
10	Sliced Neatly in Half	Lizard-Skin Boots
11	Seated in Lotus Position	Locket with Hair Inside
12	Ritually Mutilated	Ring with an Autarch's Seal
13	Charred by Flames	Dice Decorated with Arcane Symbols
14	Banquet for Worms	Coil of Razorwire
15	Frozen Solid	Crystalline Vial of Ink
16	Drained of Blood	Exorcist's Bell
17	Infested with Nanotech	Telepathy Suppression Pills
18	Pungent	Glowstone
19	Could be Sleeping	Malfunctioning Memory Crystal
20	Not Quite Dead	Pack of Ancient Cigarettes

What You Find In The Sand

For use when the party searches a corpse, a wrecked vehicle, a deserted house, etc.

01	Torn Robe	51	Length of Chain
02	Black Candle	52	Long, Thin Bronze Needle
03	Leather Sword Belt	53	Mortar and Pestle
04	Empty Traveller’s Pack	54	Newbeast’s Mask
05	Dried Poisonous Plant	55	Rusting Padlock
06	Bronze Bell	56	Pair of Tweezers
07	Glass Container of Paprika	57	Pair of Spectacles
08	Plastic Container of Cooking Oil	58	Pair of Chrome Earrings
09	Steel Flask of Tea	59	Pair of Grimy Goggles
10	Silk Glove with Seven Fingers	60	Plastic Bottle
11	Rusted Key	61	Plastic Pouch of Psychedelic Drug
12	Cracked Mirror	62	Hard Bread and Cheese, Wrapped in Cloth
13	Jade Statuette of a Sandworm	63	Pouch of Red Wax
14	Jackal’s Tooth	64	Pouch of Exorcist’s Salt
15	Newbeast's Tooth	65	Pouch of Cooking Salt
16	Bag of Dried Flesh	66	Ring with the Seal of an Autarch
17	Plastic Bag That Holds Human Teeth	67	Rusty Set of Manacles
18	Belt Made from the Skin of a Lizard-Lion	68	Set of Dominos
19	Blood-Soaked Linen Bandage	69	Set of Bamboo Eating Utensils
20	Broken Spyglass	70	Set of Gaming Dice
21	Broken Pistol	71	Set of Lock-Picks
22	Broken Arrow	72	Set of Metal Working Tools
23	Broken Memory Crystal	73	Set of Playing Cards
24	Broken Clock	74	Shard of Flint
25	Cast Iron Skillet	75	Shovel
26	Metal Disc, with Rune Scratched into the Surface	76	Single Feather
27	Ceramic Pot Sealed with Wax	77	Single Chess Piece
28	Ceramic Tiles	78	Syntax Engine, Ruined by Sand
29	Can of Pre-Collapse Survival Rations	79	Small Pouch of Bones
30	Coil of Razor-Snare	80	Small Hourglass Filled with Strange White Sand
31	Ancient Coin, Embossed with an Autarch’s Sigil	81	Oxygen Mask
32	Plasteel Hunting Knife	82	Smoking Pipe
33	Crude Map of the Surrounding Area	83	Stick of Chalk
34	Crumpled Paper, Decorated with Lewd Pictures	84	Stick of Charcoal
35	Crystalline Vial of Ink	85	Synthetic Eye
36	Decaying Scroll	86	Synthetic Hand
37	Desecrated Holy Symbol	87	Tangled Bundle of String
38	Watercolour Painting of a Monster	88	Tattered Elastane Cloak
39	Functional Memory Crystal	89	Spent Ammunition Case
40	Glass Bottle	90	Thin Wire with a Hook
41	Glass Vial of Blood	91	Tinderbox
42	Glowstone	92	Dice Engraved with Arcane Symbols
43	Handful of Stone Spheres	93	Vial of Acid
44	Handful of Ceramic Shards	94	Vial of Indigo Dye
45	Golden Container of Ashes	95	Vial of Antitoxin
46	Large Glass Jar	96	Wax Tablet and Stylus
47	Large Shard of Stained Glass	97	Wooden Flute
48	Pouch of Dried Herbs	98	Worn Whetstone
49	Pouch of Caltrops	99	Old, Yellowed, and Illegible Scroll
50	Linen Sandal	00	Human Embryo, Preserved in Cyro-Flask