Added "if you're reading this-" tag by Fusl (#130)

* Added "if you're reading this-" tag by Fusl

* Fixed column width broken by too long tag

Author: Foorack

content/tutorials/tags.markdown

@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ Tag | Description
 
 ## Useless Tags
 
-Tag | Description
+Tag | <div style="width:320px">Description</div>
 ----|------------
 `system_neuralink_beta` | Meaningless tag used by Tupper
 `system_extremely_cool_guy` | Meaningless tag used by Tupper
@@ -132,6 +132,7 @@ Tag | Description
 `¯\_(ツ)_/¯` | Meaningless tag used by Fusl
 `ඞ` | Meaningless tag used by Fusl
 `we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty` | Meaningless tag used by Fusl
+`if you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years now. we're trying a new technique. we don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. please wake up-` | Meaningless tag used by Fusl
 `system_smart_fridge_beta` | Meaningless tag used by Nyx
 `system_hey_mom_look_im_in_a_git_commit` | Meaningless tag used by Nyx
 `system_trust_sussy` | Meaningless tag used by Squid