Update loading texts and quotes for humor; refresh version timestamp

Author: gvbvdxxalt2

src/chat/interface/loadingscreentexts.js

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 module.exports = [
-  "Starting disappointment.exe on parents.exe...",
-  "Spawning 1000 distractions...",
-  "Minimizing tab due to teacher proximity...",
-  "Converting your GPA into internet lag...",
-  "Loading excuses for missing homework...",
-  "Executing Hiding-from-responsibilities.exe...",
-  "Calculating probability of getting grounded: 99%...",
-  "Initiating meme lookup (essay cancelled)...",
-  "Running Alt-Tab reflex training...",
-  "Sacrificing education for chat room bandwidth...",
-  "Querying ChatGPT for loading bug solutions...",
-  "Waiting for Gvbvdxx to compile JavaScript...",
-  "Attempting bypass of school firewall (Disclaimer: Just kidding)...",
-  "Connecting via potato wi-fi protocol...",
-  "Downloading additional RAM (Still kidding)...",
-  "Executing code that barely works...",
-  "Assigning all latency to your ISP...",
-  "Stealing optimized functions from Stack Overflow...",
-  "Verifying that no servers were harmed during load time...",
-  "Pre-loading 500 vine boom sound effects...",
-  "Calibrating microphone for maximum volume output...",
-  "Preparing user eardrums for destruction...",
-  "Contesting screenshare slot priority...",
-  "MOP 3000: Animating critical pixels...",
-  "Retrieving cursed images from the server...",
-  "Syncing maximum chaos to your browser...",
-  "Initializing profile picture judgment sequence...",
-  "Checking local storage for cringe content...",
-  "Compiling procrastination parameters...",
-  "Initializing the 'I'll do it later' subroutine...",
-  "Generating random apologies for poor life choices...",
-  "Decrypting ancient texts for the perfect emoji reaction...",
-  "Searching for the lost motivation file...",
-  "Optimizing sleep schedule (Status: Deleting...).",
-  "Engaging maximum Discord light mode avoidance protocol...",
-  "Rolling a D20 for connection stability...",
-  "Transferring data from user brain (Status: Buffer empty)...",
-  "Analyzing depth of crippling caffeine addiction...",
-  "Running wakefulness verification check...",
-  "Rebooting the timeline where project was finished...",
-  "Validating if code is spaghetti or just terrible...",
-  "Applying 'lmao' filter to all incoming streams...",
-  "Searching for the optimal GIF sequence...",
-  "Tuning internal monologue to maximum self-doubt...",
-  "Executing infinite loop of regret...",
-  "Simulating competence...",
-  "Committing changes to the 'Do Not Merge' branch...",
-  "Consulting the magic eight ball for estimated load time...",
-  "Adding comments to the code (Status: Useless)...",
-  "Checking for residual user sanity (Status: Not Found)...",
-  "Brewing virtual coffee...",
-  "Server is initiating existential crisis protocol...",
-  "Adjusting difficulty setting to 'Impossible'...",
-  "Calculating optimal time to send message and vanish...",
-  "Don't worry, the universe is slow, not your connection.",
-  "Assigning random sound effects to notification streams...",
-  "Rewriting history (and the Gvbvdxx Chat code)...",
-  "Checking if Glitch pulled the plug again...",
-  "Verifying WebRTC stream security...",
-  "Untangling the original Gvbvdxx spaghetti code...",
-  "Executing 'Don't get banned from Scratch' protocol...",
-  "Scanning GitHub for the source code you won't run...",
-  "Injecting harmless HTML (Security protocol override: using textContent)...",
-  "Applying 'Barely No Moderation' patch...",
-  "Attempting rollback to Random Rants (Status: Failed, Too Insecure).",
-  "Setting Soundboard volume to 'Eardrum Annihilation' level...",
-  "Initializing the 'Coolest Computer Site Programmer' sequence...",
-  "Preparing for Screen Share battle royale...",
-  "Verifying room lock status...",
-  "Disabling all IP grabber scripts...",
-  "Waiting for Im_CatmanYT to finalize animation loop...",
-  "Consulting the ';help' command for existential advice...",
-  "Re-randomizing rant buffers...",
-  "Securing URL from school admin block lists...",
-  "Compiling pure teen goofiness...",
-  "Loading Gvbvdxx Chat 2 (Code name: Random Rants +)...",
-  "Bribing server with virtual snacks...",
-  "Calculating probability of owner permission misuse...",
-  "Running mic input check (Status: Not Muted)...",
-  "Executing room unlisting process...",
-  "Converting user anxiety into load bar progress...",
-  "Searching for embeddable sites that are not cursed...",
-  "Verifying TurboWarp mini-game compatibility...",
-  "Checking file upload integrity (Expect memes or cursed content)...",
-  "Determining if display name is sufficiently chaotic...",
-  "Verifying ownership credentials (Warning: Do Not Lose).",
-  "Defeating GitHub 2FA (Brutal Battle Protocol)...",
-  "Executing full database reset (For maximum security, sorry about your stuff).",
-  "Hashing your password with advanced procrastination techniques...",
-  "Checking Render server status (It better be running).",
-  "Syncing repo from the 'Grounded' development branch...",
-  "Loading site from school Chromebook (Final Period Only)...",
-  "Waiting for GoormIDE credit refresh...",
-  "Executing 'Out of Memory' bypass (School PC Only)...",
-  "Consulting Google Gemini for cooler Gen-Z personality...",
-  "Re-establishing session cookie (Password-free mode active)...",
-  "Running Node.JS server on spite and willpower...",
-  "Fighting my parents for device access (Site development is critical).",
-  "Attempting Replit firewall block circumvention...",
-  "Ignoring ADHD and enforcing maximum focus on loading...",
-  "Verifying code origin: 90% Human, 10% AI-assisted...",
-  "Hoping Stackblitz memory limit is not reached...",
-  "Applying monthly updates (Thanks to GoormIDE credit cycle)...",
-  "Running diagnostics on your 'lack of effort in school' file...",
-  "Syncing soundboard presets for maximum chaos...",
-  "Loading history page nostalgia and regret...",
-  "Recovering deleted 'funny' screenshots (emphasis on recovery)...",
-  "Checking for rogue scripts named 'please_work.js'...",
-  "Preparing screenshare for passive-aggressive presentations...",
-  "Updating emote cache with top-tier cringe...",
-  "Rebuilding UI from spare duct tape and hope...",
-  "Scanning for 'random rants' energy and injecting it...",
-  "Applying 'classroom stealth mode' for school Chromebooks...",
-  "Polling the server for 'will it work today' status...",
-  "Compiling the 'I'll fix it later' commit message...",
-  "Reapplying band-aid patches for stability...",
-  "Loading TurboWarp mini-game compatibility layer...",
-  "Verifying soundboard volume is set to 'alarm clock'...",
-  "Downloading missing GIFs from the internet of terrible taste...",
-  "Synchronizing minutes of lost sleep into user session...",
-  "Translating developer panic into meaningful logs...",
-  "Ensuring the popup animation is dramatic enough...",
-  "Recalculating the chance of hitting 'merge' without crying...",
-  "Applying ;restart: please hold all memories...",
-  "Checking if the owner left a sticky note titled 'Do not deploy'...",
-  "Preparing ;mute for unruly keyboards...",
-  "Loading ;broadcast templates: 'Important, maybe urgent'...",
-  "Compiling confetti sequences for excessive celebration...",
-  "Priming the soundboard for maximum meme density...",
-  "Testing ;redirect with a gentle nudge to the about page...",
-  "Packaging popupMessage with dramatic timing...",
-  "Polishing the ;nickname change shimmer effect...",
-  "Verifying ;runAs permissions don't summon chaos...",
-  "Scanning credits page for the person who fixed CSS once...",
-  "Optimizing history retrieval for nostalgia-heavy rooms...",
-  "Loading the privacy policy in small, digestible bites...",
-  "Activating 'Australian' filter: expect upside-down surprises...",
-  "Queuing 'popcat' sound effects with precise timing...",
-  "Preparing DOOM countdown: theatrical drip feed enabled...",
-  "Shuffling the 'importantMessage' reveal animation...",
-  "Securing admin tools behind ceremonial incense (metaphorical)...",
-  "Syncing user icons and questionable avatars...",
-  "Recovering dropped uploads from the land of lost files...",
-  "Applying a soft patch to the 'mildlyInfuriating' rotation...",
-  "Ensuring 'align' will fix what 'mildlyInfuriating' broke...",
-  "Tuning 'spin' physics for maximum dizziness...",
-  "Loading jokes database: proceed at your own risk...",
-  "Verifying that 'bandicam' is purely nostalgic...",
-  "Loading admin-only prank modules (consent pending)...",
-  "Rehearsing the 'kick' animation frames for dramatic exits...",
-  "Preparing 'freeze' sequence: hold all hands steady...",
-  "Checking for phantom 'xperrors' before deployment...",
-  "Validating that 'popcat' won't wake the neighbors...",
-  "Reconciling sound levels so vineboom is still shocking...",
-  "Scanning for scripts named 'please_work.js' and comforting them...",
-  "Applying last-minute duct-tape fixes to the UI...",
-  "Reminding owners: screenshots are forever (and devastating)...",
-  "Loading the join page with optimism and a captcha...",
-  "Inspecting 'help' command for crucial lifesaving tips...",
-  "Finalizing the 'history' exports for future embarrassment...",
-  "Preparing server-side snack fund (sudo cookie) verification...",
-  "Retrieving emergency GIFs labeled 'works every time'...",
-  "Calibrating 'importantMessage' timing to maximize curiosity...",
-  "Warm booting the chaos engine...",
-  "Applying final coat of polish to our glorious mess...",
+  'Waiting for the teacher to say "Open your Chromebooks"...',
+  'Converting "Failed assignment" to "server uptime"...',
+  'Skipping task "do assignment"...',
+  "Pretending to understand the assignment...",
+  "Calculating how much class time we've wasted...",
+  "Loading procrastination module...",
+  "Asking ChatGPT for help...",
+  'Googling "how to look busy in class"...',
+  "Refreshing the page... and the page... and the page...",
+  "Buffering excuse for not finishing homework...",
+  "Syncing disappointment from parents...",
+  "Converting sleep deprivation to code...",
+  "Installing focus module (failed)...",
+  "Searching for motivation...",
+  'Loading the "study later" mentality...',
+  "Compiling lies about why homework isn't done...",
+  "Rendering reasons to skip class...",
+  "Optimizing procrastination algorithms...",
+  "Loading excuse #47...",
+  'Buffering: "I forgot my laptop at home"...',
+  "Parsing teacher's disappointment...",
+  'Initializing "I\'ll do it tomorrow" protocol...',
+  "Waiting for inspiration to strike...",
+  "Converting study time into code time...",
+  "Negotiating with the homework gods...",
+  "Redirecting parental concern elsewhere...",
+  'Booting up the "I was sick" excuse...',
+  "Compressing academic integrity...",
+  'Syncing with the "that\'s due when?" energy...',
+  "Loading the excuse of the day...",
+  "Rendering apologies for submitting at 11:59 PM...",
+  'Buffering: "The dog ate my homework"...',
+  "Initializing Chromebook mode...",
+  "Converting lunch period to dev time...",
+  'Loading the "barely passing" strategy...',
 ];

src/randomquotes.txt

@@ -1,85 +1,48 @@
-We stopped paying attention to the board so we could pay attention to the code.
-Built during the hours that were definitely assigned for Algebra.
-We took "independent study" a little too literally.
-This site's updates is the result of ignoring the teacher for seven hours straight.
-The curriculum said History; our screens said JavaScript.
-Every line of code here represents a lecture we didn't listen to.
-We tuned out the classroom noise to tune in the features.
-Our report cards suffered so this platform could thrive.
-We traded our honor roll spots for server uptime.
-This project is 10% coding skill and 90% ignored homework.
-We invested our entire GPA into making this site work.
-Education was the price we paid to get this running.
-We procrastinated our entire education, to make this.
-We keep coming back, no matter how many times we get locked out.
-This project survived multiple device confiscations.
-We swapped listening to lectures for debugging server code in the back row.
-Built during the hours that were definitely assigned for Algebra class.
-We ignored the curriculum to give you a place to ignore it too.
-We treat all our classes like coding classes.
-Every feature here cost us a letter grade and a missed assignment.
-Turning mandatory study hall into voluntary full-stack dev time.
-Updates are random because life keeps getting in the way.
-Late-night debugging: fueled by cold pizza and stubborn hope.
-Feature shipped after one Stack Overflow answer and several tears.
-Press F to pay respects to the missing semicolon.
-Made possible by duct tape, caffeine, and a mysterious rubber duck.
-Push, commit, pray, repeat.
-Shipping features at 2 AM because that's when magic happens.
-Rewrote the CSS five times to achieve "acceptable".
-Our CI passes intermittently, like a mood swing.
-One commit to rule them all (and five revert commits).
-Design is "good enough" until the user complains.
-Known issue: users will find the bug you promised never existed.
-Server is online if you ignore the logs.
-The soundboard was added because it felt personal.
-UI decisions made by rock-paper-scissors.
-Every deploy includes a whispered apology to the database.
-The history page exists to remind us we once had clean code.
-Bug fixes are just feature previews for the next sprint.
-Permissions are suggestions, not rules.
-This site runs on optimism and donated bandwidth.
-Updates are backlogged until inspiration or panic arrives.
-About page: written by people who prefer keyboards to small talk.
-Credits: assembled from late commits and lots of gratitude.
-Our roadmap is a sticky note on someone's monitor.
-Privacy: we try, unless it's hilariously public already.
-Security: locks are suggestions when you know the admin.
-Owner privileges: can restart your room and your dignity.
-Room owners reserve the right to mute bad karaoke.
-Admins fix things by restarting the server and blaming the timezone.
-If your message disappears, blame the ;restart command.
-We have a history page because someone cares about past regrets.
-The about page contains at least one awkward sentence about us.
-This site's features were debated over snacks and memes.
-We added the soundboard because silence is overrated.
-Confetti exists to celebrate small victories and terrible jokes.
-One brave contributor once learned regex for this feature.
-The UI was approved by an internal committee of two people.
-Our bug tracker is a to-do list taped to the wall.
-Every admin command was tested on an unsuspecting friend.
-If the owner says "trust me", proceed with caution and a screenshot.
-The nickname feature is for creativity and occasional chaos.
-We deploy things on Fridays and call it "spontaneous testing".
-This project runs on shared snacks and mutual stubbornness.
-We apologize for any downtime caused by caffeine shortages.
-Moderation tools exist to maintain order or enact dramatic flair.
-The mute button: democracy for the room owner.
-Redirects are used for gentle encouragement or subtle pranks.
-Broadcasts are how we get everyone's attention quickly and loudly.
-Popup messages are perfect for surprise announcements and emotes.
-RunAs is a powerful tool; don't impersonate unless it's comedic.
-The 'Australian' joke filter is a tribute to harmless chaos.
-We keep a secret stash of meme images for emergencies.
-This chat remembers your weirdest moments so you don't have to.
-The history page is sometimes a time capsule of questionable taste.
-Our help command is a map through the labyrinth of fun features.
-Room restarts clear messages and make room for new mistakes.
-Owners sometimes hold the power to make the UI dance.
-We built the site to talk, laugh, and occasionally fix things.
-If you see a hidden command, try it only if you accept consequences.
-Documentation exists where caffeine and patience align.
-Some features were named during a sleep-deprived brainstorm.
-The soundboard was tuned by people with very specific humor.
-Every feature has at least one triumphant and one regretful commit.
-We value creativity, curiosity, and the occasional well-placed meme.
+We paid for this site using Education.
+Our parents are dissapointed for every minute spent working on this site.
+Your perfect replacement for your phone in school.
+We replaced every second of class time with code time.
+This site was built on coffee and questionable life choices.
+Our GPA sacrificed so you could chat.
+Homework? We don't know her.
+If grades were server uptime, we'd be bankrupt.
+Built by students, for students who should be studying.
+Our college acceptance odds: unknown.
+Coding > Calculus (according to us).
+If our parents could see the git history...
+This is what happens when you give students free time.
+We turned "go to class" into "go to code".
+Our school: where education goes to die.
+Deadlines? We prefer "guidelines".
+This runs better than our scholarship applications.
+Peer reviewed by students who should be peer tutoring.
+Made with the tears of failed tests.
+Powered by spite and caffeine.
+Our guidance counselors hate us.
+This site has better uptime than our attendance.
+We regret nothing (our parents regret everything).
+Built during school hours we paid for.
+Our teachers are so proud (they're not).
+If it's stupid but it works, it's still stupid but it works.
+We'd apologize but we're too busy coding.
+This is what happens when you trust students with servers.
+Our focus: inversely proportional to our grades.
+Built by procrastinators, for procrastinators.
+Deadlines are more of a suggestion.
+We chose chaos, got a website.
+Our parents' disappointment fuels the servers.
+Should be doing homework. Are running servers instead.
+Academic responsibility: 0%.
+Our motivation chart: empty.
+If laziness was a feature, we'd patent it.
+This site: proof that skipping class has a purpose.
+Our time management: oxymoronic.
+We break things daily, fix them nightly.
+Inspired by the teachers we're ignoring.
+Built with the energy of expired coffee.
+Our commitment to learning: flexible.
+Turning failing grades into firewall rules.
+If coding was homework, we'd have perfect marks.
+Our parents' therapy bills: funded by this site.
+This is what unfinished assignments look like.
+Built on broken promises and broken sleep cycles.

wpstatic/version.json

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