- 👀 I’m interested in sleeping../
- 🌱 I’m currently learning how to dream in my dream../
- 🧠 Professionally confused, part-time genius../
- 🧪 Currently experimenting to see if coffee can replace sleep entirely../
- 🧊 I keep my cool by pretending I know what I’m doing. Works 37% of the time../
- 💻 I once fixed a bug by deleting the whole project. Problem solved../
- 🧯 I'm 99% sure my code isn't flammable. But I'm not betting on it../
- 🕵️ I’m looking to collaborate on anything cool, chaotic, or unnecessarily complex../
- 📬 How to reach me: xexanterxcin@gmail.com (response time depends on Wi-Fi mood and planetary alignment)../
- 🤖 Pronouns: who/da/heck../
- ⚡ Fun fact: I talk to my code like it's a pet. Sometimes it listens../
- Writing “temporary” code that stays forever../
- Debugging with emotional damage../
- Googling error messages like a boss../
- Naming variables like:
thing,stuff,idk, andplsWork../ - Adding TODOs I’ll never do../
- I once coded for 8 hours straight and forgot what the project was../
- My commit messages have their own fanbase../
- I backup my code by emailing it to myself with the subject “final_final_FINAL_v2”../
If you’re weird, creative, or just bored — let’s collaborate and make something weirdly awesome../
Warning: side effects may include laughter, confusion, and spontaneous debugging../