Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-7495 (?)
- SCP-7495 is an uncontainable and indescribable entity that causes language, concepts, and even the sense of self to break down and become corrupted, often manifesting as repeated "aaaaaaaaaa" text. This anomaly, which seems to have caused a widespread, catastrophic event, makes it impossible to define or understand anything, including the anomaly itself or one's own identity. The article is written from the perspective of a lone survivor trying to document the event, who is slowly succumbing to the anomaly's effects, experiencing depersonalization and suicidal thoughts as their ability to form coherent thoughts and words deteriorates.
- Masturbate-a-thon (?)
- A Masturbate-a-thon is an organized event where people masturbate to raise money for charity and to promote awareness, aiming to reduce the social stigma and taboos associated with masturbation. These events, which began in 1995 with "Masturbation Month" in San Francisco, have historically supported causes such as women's health initiatives, HIV prevention, and sex education, while also contributing to discussions about safer sexual practices. Events have taken place in various locations globally, including London, San Francisco, China, and Montreal, often awarding participants for fundraising efforts, endurance, or multiple orgasms.